Hate Group? I’d Say More “Disgusting Group.”
Okay, so let’s say I really, really double dog dislike someone and I decide to send them something to let them know that I don’t like them and always will.
Okay, so what would I send them? Dirt? A cow patty? A Barry Manilow tape? Nope.
An anti-immigration group on Wednesday called on Americans to send their used underwear to undocumented immigrants and U.S. lawmakers, according to Think Progress.
On an Americans for Legal Immigration PAC message board, the group’s president, William Gheen, asked people to use their old underwear to send a message to leaders about immigration reform and border security.
That’s the nastiest thing you can think of, Dudes?
I guess that wouldn’t work for me. My dirty underwear ain’t all that dirty. I have good hygiene.
Oh wait, who am I talking about. Yep, the dirty underwear people. Don’t they have to file an environmental impact study with the EPA before they bathe? Don’t they have to wear a biomedical suit to the Laundromat?
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
Donate $10 dollars in their name to the Communist Party? Imagine the mailing lists they’d be added to…
1Taking their cue from Poopy Pants Ted Nugent?
2Um, the very group you want to do this don’t know who their congresscritter is and they certainly don’t know how to mail anything to undocumented immigrants who constantly move around looking for jobs. Goooood thinking, y’all!
3RepubAnon, I like your idea best.
4Sounds to me like they have a need for underwear so send your tighty-whiteys to:
AMERICANS FOR LEGAL IMMIGRATION PAC
5Post Office Box 30966, Raleigh, NC 27622-0966
glf: The best idea yet! Turnabout is fair play.
6Think they can use spanx?
@ maryelle: “Think they can use spanx?”
Sure. Why not? If it doesn’t fit over their thunder thighs then they can pass it on to those undocumented workers they’re so enamored with. Hmmm the more I think about, sending them spanx is a great idea – maybe it’ll wrap them up tight enough in the lower part of their body, more oxygen and blood will be forced up into their pea brains and push out some of the stupid.
7Shipping hazardous material without proper labeling and shipping containers is a Federal offense.
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