February 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
Well,
1I got nothin’.
Roses are red
2Ivanca is wrought
Governing is hard
Not what you thought
With apologies to Basho
Like a casserole,
Drumpf is layers of garbage
baked into a man
Drumpf is so boring.
Predictable privilege,
predictable life
An American stain,
Drumpf uses pulpits instead
of therapy. Brave.
Drumpf wants attention
so much so much so much so
so much so much so
All by “Holly Wood”, part of a series of Haiku About Trump.
3Flynn had to leave
Nyet problem for Putin
He’s still got Steve Bannon
Our unshaved Rasputin
or
Roses are red, daisies are white
4Trump is the thing that goes bump in the night!
One for the women:
It’s Valentines Day
5But I’m not your “sweet trick”
Try to grab my vah-jay-jay
You’ll be missing your d**k!
Wingnut crickets produced not a sound
Michael Flynn resigned got ran out of town
Why weren’t wingnuts chattering away?
According to NY’s Collins its Valentines Day
Poor potus Donnie knows what he knew
He was warned about Flynn weeks ago that is true
But Donnie and gang lie so much just for fun
The one they protect is the Russkie Put-un
Donnie’s butt puppet from over the seas
Owns Drumpf and all of Drumpf’s families
The extent of the ownership America needs know
Whenever that happens watch wingnut heads blow.
Calm reigns on the surface at least for now
6beneath these still waters struggles a drowning cow
slowly, most assuredly done in by his ignorance
still leaves America in danger from vice-stoopid Pence.
epo! Yeah, boy! The Rubiyat of Douche-I-Am! I enjoyed that.
7Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
8Thou makest me sweat like Steve Bannon,
Give my hair frizz bigly, and indeed may
Make a mosquito a preferable companion
SAD!
Trump’s face is red,
9Melania feels blue,
He left her in the limo,
But the Obama’s came through!
Elections are won
10Elections are lost
Donnie might have won
But the country was lost
Republicans are red
11their idiot voters are now blue
Paul Ryan wants Obamacare dead
social security and medicare too
Couldn’t resist another one:
Donald Trump’s administration is so alt
12Republican congressmen have no integrity
and willing to see democracy come to a halt
using alt-rights and alt-facts with temerity
Inspiration is not striking me yet, despite your fine examples, but I pass along a clip I saw of “White House valentines” from Jimmy Kimmel’s show, e.g. KellyAnn Conway’s “My love for you is as real as the Bowling Green Massacre!”
http://www.someecards.com/videos/comedy/jimmy-kimmel-white-house-valentine/
13Donnie to Melania
This I must confess
My daughter Ivanka
I’d love to undress
You married for money
My money it seems
but I’ll grope Ivanka
and hope she won’t scream
So stay in Drumpf Tower
I’ll stay in DC
perchance to see you on weekends
here it’s just Ivanka and me
Happy Valentines Day mu little illegal immigrant.
14Fascists are evil
15Guns are for shootin’
Trump’s pee-pee hookers
like pissing for Putin
@Mary Smith#4- I like both your contributions, they both scan so nicely.tRUMPf is indeed the thing that goes bump in the night. I never noticed before that Rasputin’s name contains that of the ex-KGB man who is the current Russian autocrat.One cannot help but wonder if that’s significant?
16Noel Paul Stookey (the “Paul” of Peter Paul and Mary) has worked with my husband on several musical projects over the last 20+ years and he sent my husband this little gem the other day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJKOzwNzPek (I have his permission to share it). It’s a great little song called “Impeachable.”
17Oh wow! Ya’ll are so supremely talented! And Paul Stookey too! I can’t even begin. I’ll just tell you that you’ve made my day. Thank you from the heart of my bottom.
18VintageMomma, I have loved Peter, Paul, and Mary since the first moment I heard them. It was “500 Miles.” I’m madly jealous of your husband and I’ve had a massive crush on Mary Travers that did not abate with her death. Jes
19I hear ya, Debbo – great music is ever great music. Noel and my hubby write children’s music together but Stookey is still very much a folk singer with a social justice protester’s (unpaid, of course) heart.
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