Happy Valentine’s Day!

February 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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  1. SomedayGirl says:

    How do I love thee?
    Let me count the ways.

    Well,
    I got nothin’.

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  2. John Peter Henson says:

    Roses are red
    Ivanca is wrought
    Governing is hard
    Not what you thought

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  3. With apologies to Basho

    Like a casserole,
    Drumpf is layers of garbage
    baked into a man

    Drumpf is so boring.
    Predictable privilege,
    predictable life

    An American stain,
    Drumpf uses pulpits instead
    of therapy. Brave.

    Drumpf wants attention
    so much so much so much so
    so much so much so

    All by “Holly Wood”, part of a series of Haiku About Trump.

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  4. Flynn had to leave
    Nyet problem for Putin
    He’s still got Steve Bannon
    Our unshaved Rasputin

    or

    Roses are red, daisies are white
    Trump is the thing that goes bump in the night!

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  5. JAKvirginia says:

    One for the women:

    It’s Valentines Day
    But I’m not your “sweet trick”
    Try to grab my vah-jay-jay
    You’ll be missing your d**k!

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  6. e platypus onion says:

    Wingnut crickets produced not a sound
    Michael Flynn resigned got ran out of town
    Why weren’t wingnuts chattering away?
    According to NY’s Collins its Valentines Day

    Poor potus Donnie knows what he knew
    He was warned about Flynn weeks ago that is true
    But Donnie and gang lie so much just for fun
    The one they protect is the Russkie Put-un

    Donnie’s butt puppet from over the seas
    Owns Drumpf and all of Drumpf’s families
    The extent of the ownership America needs know
    Whenever that happens watch wingnut heads blow.

    Calm reigns on the surface at least for now
    beneath these still waters struggles a drowning cow
    slowly, most assuredly done in by his ignorance
    still leaves America in danger from vice-stoopid Pence.

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  7. JAKvirginia says:

    epo! Yeah, boy! The Rubiyat of Douche-I-Am! I enjoyed that.

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  8. SomedayGirl says:

    Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
    Thou makest me sweat like Steve Bannon,
    Give my hair frizz bigly, and indeed may
    Make a mosquito a preferable companion
    SAD!

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  9. Trump’s face is red,
    Melania feels blue,
    He left her in the limo,
    But the Obama’s came through!

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  10. Elections are won
    Elections are lost
    Donnie might have won
    But the country was lost

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  11. Republicans are red
    their idiot voters are now blue
    Paul Ryan wants Obamacare dead
    social security and medicare too

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  12. Couldn’t resist another one:

    Donald Trump’s administration is so alt
    Republican congressmen have no integrity
    and willing to see democracy come to a halt
    using alt-rights and alt-facts with temerity

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  13. Inspiration is not striking me yet, despite your fine examples, but I pass along a clip I saw of “White House valentines” from Jimmy Kimmel’s show, e.g. KellyAnn Conway’s “My love for you is as real as the Bowling Green Massacre!”

    http://www.someecards.com/videos/comedy/jimmy-kimmel-white-house-valentine/

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  14. e platypus onion says:

    Donnie to Melania
    This I must confess
    My daughter Ivanka
    I’d love to undress

    You married for money
    My money it seems
    but I’ll grope Ivanka
    and hope she won’t scream

    So stay in Drumpf Tower
    I’ll stay in DC
    perchance to see you on weekends
    here it’s just Ivanka and me

    Happy Valentines Day mu little illegal immigrant.

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  15. Pancho Sanza says:

    Fascists are evil
    Guns are for shootin’
    Trump’s pee-pee hookers
    like pissing for Putin

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  16. L'Angelomisterioso says:

    @Mary Smith#4- I like both your contributions, they both scan so nicely.tRUMPf is indeed the thing that goes bump in the night. I never noticed before that Rasputin’s name contains that of the ex-KGB man who is the current Russian autocrat.One cannot help but wonder if that’s significant?

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  17. VintageMomma says:

    Noel Paul Stookey (the “Paul” of Peter Paul and Mary) has worked with my husband on several musical projects over the last 20+ years and he sent my husband this little gem the other day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJKOzwNzPek (I have his permission to share it). It’s a great little song called “Impeachable.”

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  18. Oh wow! Ya’ll are so supremely talented! And Paul Stookey too! I can’t even begin. I’ll just tell you that you’ve made my day. Thank you from the heart of my bottom.

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  19. VintageMomma, I have loved Peter, Paul, and Mary since the first moment I heard them. It was “500 Miles.” I’m madly jealous of your husband and I’ve had a massive crush on Mary Travers that did not abate with her death. Jes

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  20. VintageMomma says:

    I hear ya, Debbo – great music is ever great music. Noel and my hubby write children’s music together but Stookey is still very much a folk singer with a social justice protester’s (unpaid, of course) heart.

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