April 10, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
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1Faux christian.
2Oh, good grief!
3YAY, Jesus is dead!!!!
4—- TONIGHT! — ON HANNITY —
Is there anything wrong with one Christian greeting another with “Happy Good Friday” as the liberal media might claim?
At the crux of the matter is the pain level of crucifixion. Was it really comparable to the #10 Red Frowny Face with tears on a hospital pain chart? Or more like waterboarding, which as we know was certainly no worse than falling into a lake while water-skiing? Experts weigh in.
Stay tuned.
5And in a show of Christian empathy, generosity, and kindness that we all expect from Trump:
https://politicaltribune.org/many-hotels-across-major-cities-appear-to-have-donated-food-and-rooms-to-covid-relief-none-were-trump-properties/
6If Trump were the Christian he clams to be, or even the “baby Christian” that his followers think that he is, he’d have at least some idea what Good Friday was about. But he isn’t, and he doesn’t, and he’s not smart enough to ask someone to explain it before he tweets. He is, not just for this gaffe, of course, totally unfit to be president.
7Atheists know this stuff.
8That’s because he thinks Easter is ‘when Jesus, the two Corinthians, and the Easter Bunny all met on the road to Damascus’.
9He is the Antichrist. I am convinced. And I’m not a Christian. We are SO screwed.
“Happy Easter” is the proper greeting, two days from now, you freaking MORON!
10Covidiot* 45 it works like this, if you* want a day all about you* – resign. We’ll throw a day of national celebration like none evuh seen before, we promise.
11To be followed by HAPPY YOM HASHOAH (April 20) and HAPPY ASHURA (August 28).
12It’s high time Cadet Bone Spurs got an in-person lesson in crucifiction, a crown of thorns and a spear to the abdomen.
13He Might find out how totally insulting “Happy Good Friday” is
to Christians.
My apologies for misspelling crucifixion.
14And a Happy Cruciversary to All
15Then he and pence had themselves photographed praying in the Oval Office.
Pharisees.
16You know there’s another possibility. Someone who kiss-assed the weasel headed f**knuggett enough to get it to listen to them planted an idea in it’s head, just to show off for their billionaire buddies. The perfect Easter movie?
17The Life of Brian.
Always look on the bright side of death.
Just before you draw your terminal breath. (Whisteling ensues)