Hanging Chad Testifies That Florida Elections Are Perfectly Safe
Holy cow, this one is a doozy.
Finally, someone told Trump that without Ballots By Mail, he was gonna get his butt beat in Florida.
So, like damn magic, Florida is suddenly the only state in the nation where voting by mail is safe and nobody can crack the secret cheating code. Wanna know why? Because they’ve had two consecutive Republican governors who got it all fixed. That’s what the man said. I heard it.
Honey, Texas has had three consecutive Republican governors who have served for a total of 25 years. How come our elections can’t be trusted?
Hummmmm …
And I have a follow up question. Did Jared help you come up with that answer?