Former two term East Texas Republican congressman Steve Stockman just received some pretty bad news.

A federal jury in Houston found him guilty of 23 felonies.

Steve Stockman, a Republican former congressman from Texas, has been convicted of defrauding two conservative mega-donors and funneling their $1.25 million into personal and campaign expenses as part of what prosecutors have described as a “white collar crime spree.”

Stockman is a far rightwing nut case.  I wrote about him pretty damn often, as you can see here.  I also had some fun when the fire marshall shut down Stockman’s campaign headquarters as “unsafe for human habitation.”

I’m sorry y’all aren’t getting this hot off the presses, but I had to sober up first.

They marched his prissy butt off to the pokey while he awaits sentencing in August. They decided he’s a flight risk.

Okay, back to celebrating!