New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is hollering “Try and stop me!” to the United States Department of Justice.

I don’t think that’s smart.  They probably have elephant guns.  I mean, I dunno know that for sure, but they can probably bring down a medium sized airplane or a tank and that’s Christie weight division.

Christie says that he’s gonna allow sports betting in his state even though a 1992 federal law allows sports betting in only 4 states and New Jersey ain’t one of them.

“We intend to go forward,” the Republican governor said. “If someone wants to stop us, then let them try to stop us. We want to work with the casinos and horse racing industry to get it implemented.”

Dude, just admit the mob has you in their back pocket.  Okay, maybe not their pocket.  Maybe a wheelbarrow they pull around with a nuclear powered motor on it.

Actually, I might want to join in on some sports betting.  I’m willing to put a five dollar cash American bill on table on whether or not Chris Christie can play a sport.  Any sport.  Hell, I’d pay $5 to watch him get out of a La-Z-Boy unassisted.

Really.  Make you?  My, my, that’s big talk for a kid who can’t run very fast.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.