Donald Trump’s latest way to help you eat and pay rent in a tanked economy that isn’t going to get any better unless we offer 3,000 daily human sacrifices to the Economy Gods, is this little do-dad he wants.

President Trump is once more pushing to have his border wall painted black, a design change that is projected to add at least $500 million in costs, according to government contracting estimates obtained by The Washington Post.

Yeah, he wants to paint it black. On the upside, it’s the first time he’s ever wanted anything black. On the downside, $500 million is a good chunk of money for a wall he won’t get completely built and that Mexico was supposed to pay for in the first place.

The military people tried to talk him out of it saying it would cause long-term maintenance problems and expenses, but Trump thinks – get ready for this – panting it black “would enhance its forbidding appearance.”   So, black people, as Trump asked, “what have you got to lose?” Well, for starters ….