I admit: I didn’t watch it.  I was willing to watch the outtakes this morning and knew for a damn fact that’s about all I could take.

What I was not prepared for is that #CocaineConvention began trending on Twitter during Don, Jr.’s speech and, Lord have mercy!, it’s still trending #1 at 10:30 am Texas time. Lots of people think Junior was coked-up for his speech and so was his girlfriend.

His girlfriend’s speech was just totally amazing.

She’s screaming, y’all.  Her choice to wear her Spanx without a dress was unusual, too. I’m not saying it wasn’t classy and refined, but … well, I guess I am saying it’s not classy or refined or in good taste or elegant or chic or ya know, appropriate.

I guess we’ll settle back in and watch the rest of the convention tonight.

Unless, of course, we’re dodging another kind of disaster.