Poor David Dewhurst.  First he loses to Ted Cruz and then to Dan Patrick.  That’s got to bother your head and other vital body parts.

So, David is seeing ghosts.  Scary ones.  On the border.  You know, no man’s land.

Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst (R) warned that “prayer rugs” have been found on the Texas side of the Mexican-Texas border and suggested that states have both an obligation and a right to act independently of the government on border security.

“Prayer rugs have recently been found on the Texas side of the border in the brush,” Dewhurst said during a speech Friday at the Values Voter Summit, echoing a claim reported on Breitbart and thought to actually be an Adidas soccer jersey.

The way we figure it, Dewhurst’s prayer rug is probably missing from Jaime Slimy’s Tavern and Bait Camp down near Lajitas.

You just ain’t lived until you’ve bargained with Jaime that he’ll throw in a cerveza with the purchase of a prayer rug.  In fact, Jaime has been known to double the price if you call if a prayer rug.

By the way, the velvet Elvis is a priceless original by Diego Rivera.  Well, it is a common name, you know.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.