Okay, Rick Perry just got on my last nerve.

Rick went to Missouri and got himself tossed off the radio for dissing Missouri.  Then he takes about the Governor of Missouri personally.  So, Missouri decides to issue a list of Why Missouri is Better Than Texas.  (1) We can read in Missouri.  (2) Harry Truman / George Bush.  (3)  That whole “oops” thing.  (4)  Ted Cruz.  ‘Nuff said.  (5)  Real paved roads.  (Those weren’t the real reason; I was just making suggestions.)

The Democratic Governor of Missouri put on his nicest voice and said —

“I’ve been at this a long time and I certainly respect people’s rights to say what they want and to try to attract attention to themselves when they’re not going to run anymore so there will be some level of attention around them to try to make themselves relevant to the political discourse, and they’re entitled to do that,” he said.

Rick, Honey, he just kneecapped you.

You’re a punch line, Rick.  Come home and get back in the attic.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Meanwhile, back at the Texas Governor’s rent house.  Thanks to Burnt Orange Report for the Pinterest interest!