Well, here ya go.

That’s okay. We can live with that, just so long the rest of the schools in the country opt out of Utah.  No, seriously. We can take Utah off the map and any references to the state shall henceforth be known as whogivesadamn.

I don’t see a downside to this. I don’t know much about Utah so why teach it at all? Everything I learned about Utah in school has been totally useless in life.  Nobody has ever asked me a question about Utah and I’ve never used it to measure anything or figure my tax deductions. So why even teach it or put it on a map?

I guess if you are driving from Colorado to Nevada, you could put up your car windows, put on your Willie Nelson tape and pretend you’re dancing across Texas.

Unless you’re going to drive from Arizona to Idaho and, oh dear Lord, who is ever going to do that? Just forget I even said that. Nobody does that.