Get Yourself a Damn Truck
So if you’re in the truck shopping business, and who isn’t?, have I got a deal for you in South Carolina
Buy a vehicle at Carolina Ford, get a free Bible – and an AR-15.
The South Carolina dealership posted their “latest greatest” promotion on Facebook last week, saying the deal is good through November.
“For the months of October and November, Carolina ford will be giving away a Bible, an American Flag and a Smith & Wesson AR with every vehicle purchased!!!!” Carolina Fords posted. “So if you have been waiting for a great deal on a new or pre-owned vehicle then now is the time to jump on it.”
They have taken the ad off Facebook because liberals are just no damn fun.
This is a real picture of the promo. I think that’s Dwayne and Cooter posing for the picture. Cooter can’t read so I do not know why the gave him the Bible.
You wanna know what really surprises me? That nobody in South Carolina has come up with a pickup truck gun rack for an AR. I mean, what’s the reason to have one if you can’t decorate your truck with it?
What? No apple pie?
1They’re on Church Road, of course…
2This way, you can quote scripture while mowing down innocents. Awesome.
3An American flag?
4Not a Confederate flag?
They lost half their potential test drives right there.
C’mon…. Cooter.
“South Carolina is too small for a republic and too large for an insane asylum.”
James L. Petigru
5Dayam! Are they including gun rack installation and a case of beer, too?
6Uh, I’m from Oregon, so I don’t hardly know, but how much fun can a gun rack be in a crew cab??? Kinda defeats the purpose, eh?
7I don’t know about the gun but most likely the flag and Bible came from China.
https://qz.com/1647667/trump-tariffs-on-chinese-goods-could-lead-to-us-bible-shortage/
8I understand South Carolina is so far away that they haven’t yet heard what happened in Odessa about six weeks ago.
9If they don’t have a gun rack I have a suggestion as to where they can put that gun.
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