Get Your Rear in Gear!
Today is the first day to file for public office in Texas.
Clowns can apply at the local Republican headquarters.
It appears that Charlie Gonzalez is not running for re-election and neither is Barney Franks. Those are big shoes to fill.
If you hear any good rumors, please feel free to pass them along. I mean, rumors about who is filing and who’s not. Keep your rumors about Jennifer Anistan and Justin Bieber to yourself.