Fun With Trump
I am fond of saying that Trump won Georgia three times. Maybe next time he’ll have them count while drunk and naked and somebody might pay attention.
In other news, this morning Trump canceled a trip to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania organized by Rudy Giuliani. The event was expected be about supposed voting irregularities in the 2020 presidential election. Trump had been bantam roostering the trip for a couple of days but suddenly canceled.
Question: does this mean that Biden won Pennsylvania again?
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
There were reports that maybe Giuliani wouldn’t be allowed to attend (because of his covid exposure), but he did and had some interesting new news. He says Trumpf may have actually won Virginia because he was within 1% of Biden. He got his decimal point off a bit since he lost by 10 points (450,000 votes). Maybe his head fluids were leaking into his eyes when he was reading the election results, or he’s a real math genius. Sounds like a really important “hearing” on voter fraud with the main fraud being the star witness.
1“In other news, this morning Trump canceled a trip to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania.”
This will go down in history as possibly the greatest Gettysburg Address never delivered (with the exception of Lincoln, excluded from consideration as he did speak).
I’m sure Newsmax or OAN can run a poll.
2Well there you have it. Antifi and radical socialists have kept the great Donald Trump from uniting this divided country. Gettysburg being the state capitol, there could be no better place to give his inspirationally unifying message of voter fraud and Democrats’ ripping the Constitution to pieces by taking a gianormous steaming crap on the voters who overwhelmingly elected him. Any day I’m expecting to hear that he wants the Lincoln Memorial to serve as the base foundation of his presidential library.
3Harrisburg is the capital
4That was portrayed as “hearing” but was only a political meeting, not a function of the legislature.
Even the Pennsylvania Republican legislators were spooked enough not to try to make it an official action.
5Linda @4:
6I need to do better distinguishing.
Everything but the last sentence was my “well informed”
maga impersonation.
Although come to think of it, that last sentence probably would’ve worked too. Without the irony.
He did phone in to the Gettysburg “hearing,” ranting that all judges are in on the conspiracy. (For the record Judge Matthew Brann, who called Giuliani’s suit a “Frankenstein’s monster,” is a member of the Federalist Society and the NRA. Probably on Moscow Mitch’s shortlist for the Supreme Court.)
I expect him to phone it in until January, when he isn’t using the phone for more semi-literate tweets.
7That trip to Gettysburg was canceled due to Rudy’s previous helluva mistake in holding a press conference next to a manure pile in the yard of a landscaper with the same name as a famous hotel. Plus, Rudy’s co-pilot was a convicted porn-ster.
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