Shawnee, Kansas, Where guns don’t shoot your penis off, people have a do-it-yourself kit.

Yeah, some unnamed man was being a badass when the gun in his pocket took care of that.

Police were called to an apartment in the Fox Run apartments, 10300 block of West 77th Street, just after 12:10 a.m.

Johnson County Med-Act transported the man to an area trauma center reporting he had shot his penis.

The man’s injury was described as serious, but not immediately life-threatening.

Sgt. Wilburn said police are still investigating exactly what happened and where it happened. The man did not tell police much about the incident.

Yeah, I suspect that after, “I shot myself in the winkie,” there’s just not much else to say.

Thanks to Jan for the heads up.