Fun With Guns: Uncomfortable Edition
It’s in Kansas.
A man named Gary Atherton shows up to watch a high school graduation ceremony. He has a gun in his sock. To the shock of anyone who has ever carried a gun in their damn sock, it was uncomfortable.
So, he’s twitching all around trying to get comfortable and …
They say it was uncomfortable and he was making an adjustment when the gun went off. Atherton was shot in the foot and a woman at the ceremony was hit by the ricochet.
Police say the accidental discharge of Atherton’s gun occurred in an area of bleachers at Hillier Stadium, where the outdoor commencement was held.
Hence, forevermore he shall be known as Butt Ignorant Limpin’ Gary.
He’s earned it.