Wrong direction, dude.  In Arizona, a correctional institution guard accidentally shot himself in the leg while at the damn firing range.

Again in Arizona, the mobile gun selling businesses is not working as well as expected.

A 17-year-old boy was hospitalized with a wound from a gun a person was trying to sell him when it discharged early Thursday morning, Phoenix police said.

The boy said someone on a bicycle rode up to up to him in the area of 43rd Street and Southern Avenue about 1 a.m. and tried to sell him the gun when it accidentally went off, police said.

And apparently, the gun selling business is not going well anywhere.  I suspect that this guy was trying to demonstrate that his product works pretty damn well.

After questioning, police found that late Friday night in the 100 block of North Platt Street, the victim was showing his friends some guns he was hoping to sell.

And in a two-fer for the records book, in New Jersey two Port Authority police officers were cleaning their guns.  One accidentally went off and shot both of them.

A Port Authority spokesman says an officer in the Port Authority’s Commercial Vehicle Inspection Unit was cleaning his weapon when it accidentally discharged.

The spokesman says the bullet went through the officer’s left hand and then struck a second officer who was nearby in the left thigh.

He says both men were taken to University Hospital in stable condition.

If someone comes up to you offering to sell you a gun, run.  Write that down somewhere so you won’t forget.