This caught my fancy.

Alan Keyes, conservative extraordinary and Ronald Reagan pimp, has made a pronounce about the upcoming Presidential election between President Barack Obama and Governor Mitt Romney.

No matter how such an election turns out, people content to choose between Satan and Beelzebub have made clear their willingness to let things go to hell.

Those with their memories intact know that Alan Keyes ran for President in 1996, 2000, and 2008.  Without even checking Wikipedia, you know he lost.  And, admittedly, between 2000 and 2008, things pretty much did go to hell.  But things went great in 1996 when Keyes lost and in 2008 when he lost again.  I think he was counting on Gore winning in 2000, which he did but … well, you know the rest.

Personally, I think Alan Keys IS the devil.  I kinda hope he runs again this year.  The Democrats and the country need the win.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.