Friday Fun With Dick
Okay, so Dick Cheney, international war criminal, returned to DeeCee as the Vice Presidential bust was unveiled and they all ate cookies and cheered.
You need to see it.
Ya think they could have made it any whiter?
See, I am convinced that this is not a bust at all, but a leftover mold for a Dick Cheney suit. As he slowly morphs into Darth Cheney, his outfit is being held in reserve. But hell, they had the mold leftover and hated to waste it.
Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.
Where’s the horns?
1Just one question, where are they going to stick this thing? I know where I would like to put it.
2Where did they get the model? All I remember from this abomination is the perpetual sneer.
3I’ll kick in bail money for the first person to draw horns, a mustache & pin a tail on it.
And I’ll throw in a cash bonus if they pour a bucket of goat’s blood over it.*
*Photos or video required.
4This image of Darth Cheney has already gone viral, as a butt plug available most anywhere.
It could also double as a pacifier. I can “see” pulling Daffy Cruz, Jr’s from its location with his head to stuff it in his mouth with hopes to end his insane ramblings.
Cruz, the smarmiest and whiniest of the Klown Kar. His face is rated A+++ certifiably punch ready and purchasable. Loopy Louie may be crazy and obnoxious, but he doesn’t evoke the punch urge the way Cruz does.
Make Texas Blue and sell replicas as backyard fire hydrant replacements to encourage dogs to leave the trees alone.
5Bet it doesn’t have a heart either
6It is missing his ugly sneer, the most common version of his face, and his glasses. This looks nothing like Cheney in all his glory. Can’t think of a good use for thus bust, a truly well named item in this case!
7Paul — it has the exact same kind of heart, solid stone.
8I wonder where they’re going to put the thing. I recommend mounting it in the men’s room, in line with the other urinals.
It’s made from the same material as Cheney’s heart.
9Well the sculptor got the smirk right anyways.
10Huh. Congress honoring an American war criminal with a bloodless, lifeless bust in their Emancipation Hall.
Whose brilliant idea *was* this?
I predict a couple of Congresses from now, the Cheney Bust will be quietly taken out for “maintenance” and “restoration” and 75 years from now some historian will wonder where it got to. It will be discovered out back by the dumpster, crated up and covered with mud and dust, because even the garbage men didn’t want to touch it. Ewwwwwww. Spoooooookey. Weirrrrrd.
11PKM and W.C.Peterson have the right idea: fire hydrants and urinals. Cheney belongs in prison, but his bust belongs under water. Waterboarding anyone?
12Maryelle, maybe they could make a fountain of that?
13Too bad it wasn’t black mold and he died a horrible,yet somehow justifiable,death from it.
14Where are all the pigeons when you need them?
15We know what the next hurricane is judgement for.
16LynnN, the hall where the busts are located is called “Emancipation Hall.” Reportedly including Darth Dickey there are 44 VP busts in the hall; Al Gore is not there yet. Could it be that is because Al isn’t dead yet and Darth Dickey has been dead for years?
As for pigeons flying in the halls of the Senate, not so many. But it has been revealed by Grumpy McCain that there are a few whack-o-birds in the halls.
17Use it as a pay urinal and we could retire the national debt.
18I live not far from there: how much (bail) will you pay me to tag it?
19Sam in San Antonio, in fairness to the custodial engineers servicing the halls of the Senate, we would need to install a flush-able moat around that sucker. Or, we could relocate it to the snacilbupeR side of the Senate floor and leave them awash in our “fondest” thoughts about them.
20Nah..they didn’t get it right. The sneer is (still) accompanied by a chin tilted slightly downward and to the upper right. It’s classic. It’s the expression of my former embezzling business partner when she had something cooking.
21@Linda Phipps
RE: Bail
At a minimum Miz JJ would pass the hat. If it was extraordinary someone would open one of the FundMe sites on the interweb world wide thingy for your benefit.
Tag away!
I can see a yellow Star of David, just to antagonize the fascists.
22Or maybe a red or black swastika?
Or maybe just maybe red paint emulating a sucking chest wound with lifelike spatters.
Paul says:
Bet it doesn’t have a heart either
Yes, that’s the correct. It’s the first anatomically correct Vice Presidential bust.
23Paul says:
Bet it doesn’t have a heart either
Yes, that’s right. It’s the first anatomically correct Vice Presidential bust.
(there, I can hit the right key at the right time))
24Here’s my shot at Cheney’s Bust complete with a Black Pig Heart added on…
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/Redwood39/forum%20pics/cheney%20bust%20with%20black%20pigs%20heart_zpstiaubolm.jpg
25Might use it for target practice at a gun range. Prizes for those who hit the head.
26I agree with others that I wouldn’t recognize it as Dick Cheney. Are there other VP busts wherever they intend to put this one? Why him–one of the worst VP’s ever.
27Why did Ronnie Raisin and Hitler Weasel Bush get aircraft carriers named after them. Because their butt buddies in congress could get away with it.
28Too bad it won’t be recognized for what it is:
WARNING! AVOID THIS TYPE OF MONSTER AT ALL COSTS!!!
29Lorraine in Spring,
I’d be careful with the goat’s blood. Throw in a full moon and a couple of incantations, and we could have TWO Darth Cheneys walking around.
30It’s made of stone. They found a good use for his previous heart. I love people who recycle!
31One of the statues I think is still there is of “Wild” Bill Langer, impeached governor of North Dakota. The following year he was elected to the Senate.
32At least as warm and fuzzy as the original Dick. Prolly shows more emotions.
33Puke – tossed my cookies!
34On 15th thought, I realized I could sorta stand it, because it’s an accurate picture–his head is solid rock all the way through and so is his heart.
35Eeeeuuuwwwwwww! I need to find a decontamination chamber after blinding myself with that.
36I have a vewwy good fwiend in Rome named Biggus …
37Another example of government redundancy. We slready own Cheney’s biggest bust- The Iraq War.
38Besides his glasses and sneer, the other thing missing is the 666 across the forehead.
39Disgusting that this abomination was installed before Al Gore’s bust is even started. Steam coming out of my ears.
40Well, this man certainly brings out the vitriol in what is normally a fairly genteel group of commenters. And, well he should, of course.
41You’ll be heartened to know that The Onion, America’s gift to the world, recently published the official guidelines for Pissing on Cheney’s Grave. You’ll have to sign up in advance, likely years ahead as there is expected to be a long, long line.
We need to find a little kid who knows how to use a magic marker.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/25/asia/boy-trips-punches-hole-in-painting/
Hey, JJ, can Ben hold a crayon yet?
Oops!
42I had a little fun writing a diary on the Daily Kos about this…
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/12/04/1456864/-Dick-Cheney-Bust-At-Capitol-Building-Vandalized
I just wish it could be true…
43Redwood, you are too kind. Funny, but way too kind. When it comes to Cheney, I’m disappointed his surgeons didn’t opt for a black heart from a pig.
I’d offer Congress a deal: they can keep the bust of Cheney, if Cheney is sent to The Hague to answer for his war crimes.
Oh, any costs associated for keeping his ugly bust safe should be forwarded to Cheney or Halliburton. Yes, I don’t like the guy.
44No, No…they didn’t use a pig’s heart. They used a heart from a komodo dragon. They eat their young.
45I will be very happy when JJ posts something new so I don’t have to look at two copies of that ugly SOB every time I check the site.
46Darth Dickface.
47Debbo –
Perfect.
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