Newsmax, a rightwing non-news website, has an offer for you.  If you subscribe for three months, they will send you – absolutely free – a Donald Trump hat.

And there’s an added benefit —

“Wear this cap with pride — show your friends at the golf course, gym, beach — anywhere outdoors you stand for a strong America. And drive your liberal friends nuts too!” the ad continues. “This cap retails for as much as $25 — but you can get it with our FREE Offer today!”

Yes, all the places rich white guys go!

I do not know this for a fact, but I’d be willing to bet you my best pair of pink boots that the hat doesn’t have a union label. And that it comes from China. And is made by children.

There won’t be a damn thing American about this hat except for the dope under it.

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.