Hell, even people in foreign states know that Texas women are being asked to fetch the beer and shuddup by the Republican Party of Damn Texas.  Wanna know how many hooter toters they have on their statewide ticket?  The same amount of Baptists wearing funny hats at the Vatican. As in zero. None. Nada. A couple less than two.

It’s only Tuesday and they’ve hit us twice this week already.

In separate appearances, a Republican political consultant called the low number of rape and incest victims a “minor issue” in the abortion debate, and GOP lieutenant governor candidate Dan Patrick dismissed the idea that government should be involved in pay disparity issues for women.

Tell me, Dan the Man, who exactly would be in charge of pay disparity issues?  You got your choice, son.  It can either be government or me with a big stick.  I think government would be your safer choice here.

Yeah, THIS guy.

And then we have this, the words of a man about rape and incest.

In an appearance on Lone Star Politics on KXAS-TV (NBC5), GOP consultant Matt Mackowiak was asked about Greg Abbott’s belief that abortion should be outlawed, even in cases of rape and incest.

“We can get into minor issues that are one or two percent of the problem, but ultimately Texas is a strong pro-life state,” Mackowiak said.

When challenged whether victims of those crimes would consider it minor, Mackowiak clarified, “It’s minor in terms of the percentage of the cases.”

Hell, rape itself does happen to you all that often either, Matt.  Wanna legalize that?

You know what this is?  This is caca del toro.

Do you know what you get when you mix testosterone with cheap Aqua Velva and a heap of ego?  The Texas Republican Party.

If they let people with guns into the capitol, they are gonna have to let me in with roach spray.