Flyin’ Ted
Well, I dunno how true all this is, but it involves Ted Cruz and an airport. This one was in Montana and please don’t ask me if it was a connecting flight from Cancun.
It seems as though Ted got a little hot under the collar when he was late for his flight and the airline didn’t trust his time machine to bring the plane back for him. I think the Come and Take It written on his mask didn’t make a good impression in Montana.
I can’t get the short video of him clearly arguing, but if you click the link it’s there.
At different points of the 23-second clip, Cruz can be seen arguing with airline employees and then a law enforcement officer. A representative for Bozeman airport told DailyMail.com that the officer was called to deal with a ‘frustrated passenger’ but did not know it was Cruz until after the incident occurred.
Maybe he needs a tee-shirt that says, “Don’t Jack With Me. I’m Ted Damn Cruz.” Or, maybe one that says, “Airports Don’t Scare Me.”
Well, we finally know what you call a male Karen.
And then he continued on this morning at the Judge Jackson hearing. What a………..what’s the right word? Big something.
1A Rafael Junior?
2Reminds me what Helen Mirren said was her rules for being….
Be on Time and don’t be an Asshole
Once again Teddy….yeah, just who are you?
3We know.
Dammit! His name is Raphael, how the hell does he get to call himself Ted! A male Karen is Raphael, period. End of rant.
4Gusano Teddie aka El Cancún necesita una chupete unida a ambos extremos preferiblemente con pegamento Gorilla.
With apologies to all for my Spanglish.
5Rafael Junior was a school mass murderer in Argentina. Really.
6Maybe he was named after him.
Cruz is an example of what happens when you believe your own PR.
What a maron
7Surprised he’s not on a no-fly list yet!
8Twenty years ago I learned that congressmen and senators have a special perk allowed by airlines. They can purchase several refundable tickets at the same price we buy nonrefundable tickets and book succeeding flights should they be delayed. That allows them to cancel flights they might miss and catch the next flight. Looks like Teddy boy didn’t avail himself of that perk in this instance.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/travel/do-airline-ticket-perks-influence-congress/2018/06/14/1ccb375a-6a7d-11e8-bea7-c8eb28bc52b1_story.html
9Grandma Ada @ 8 It will take a pretty bad act to put any politician with any power on a no fly list. After all, legislation on the airlines pass through their grubby little fists all the time. Tick one of these judgmental SOB’s off and see what happens to YOUR airline in the legislature.
10Is there anything to do in Montana that would make you late for something else? (I say that as a positive attribute) (Based on my complete knowledge of Montana from watching A River Runs Through It)
11Rafael Jr.’s “come and take it” mask would meet with approval most anyplace in Montana, except Bozeman, where he had his hissy fit, and Missoula. Like Austin and Iowa City those university towns are deep blue, liberal islands in a sea of red.
12I know I repeat myself a lot.
13But when it comes to fled Cruz this will always hold a place in my heart.
https://youtu.be/mH4yj6YwA2g
What the damn hell was Ted Damn-It Cruz doing in Montana?
Was he on some kinda tour of shitty, right-wing nutjob states or something?
Hope he ‘saw’ Wyoming and the Dakotas while he’s on his tour!
14Charles, he was there grifting, of course. Some kind of right wing conclave at a resort there. Think it at was the Yellowstone Big Sky resort. Probably practicing his rant at the Senate hearing on Judge Jackson and getting paid for it. Hope they paid his airfare because I don’t want him using my tax $’s.
15Days since our Texas U.S. Senators have not embarrassed us once again: 0
16Yes, another day, another fled cruze rant.
17https://www.rawstory.com/ketanji-brown-jackson-ted-cruz/
He forgot to set his watch ahead.
Wasn’t he bragging last week about how flight crews thank him and hug him?
18Maybe he could use one of those special coats that allows you to hug yourself.
19Nick Carraway @19, Heheh, I’d like to see all the Rethugs in those special –jackets.
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20OT FYI: PBS has a couple of good programs on tonight.
Nature- Sex, Lies, and Butterflies [emphasis on monarchs, which have been really scarce down here on their main NA flyway funnel point compared to decades ago; BTW, have read of monarch sanctuary protectors in Mexico being murdered recently, it really is a fucked up world ain’t it ],
and
Nova- Secret Mind of Slime [I had no idea that the Nova program got into Republican politics…]
One of my most treasured moments in life was when I got to use a prepared response to a jerk.
Son of the president of the steel mill I worked at: “Do you know who my father is?”
My response: “No. Didn’t your mother tell you?”
20 minutes earlier I had warned him to move his car from where he had parked it next to railroad tracks in the plant. 5 minutes earlier I had just highballed 3 cars of scrap metal within 1 inch of his car, while he was jumping up and down screaming like a little kid. [Of course I knew it would clear the car. But he did not know that.]
21Teddy is in cahoots with our corrupt governor gianforte, the body slammer and Putin’s buddy, our rotten senator, Steve Daines. Montana is an ongoing mess of republican rot.
We were lucky to have a visit from Tucker too.
They are hellbent to destroy Montana and its citizens unless you’re a billionaire.
We worry for you, Texas and understand well.
These are militant masculinity movement members. Everyone of them.
22Until I just verified this, I thought to be quoting a Democrat talking about ‘Senate jackassery’ [was wondering why they would be sitting together].
But it was actually a Republican, Sen. Sasse [R-NE] using a switchblade! Guess they’re not all 100% jakeleg jerkoffs [all the time].
In the video clip Fled Cruz sits behind him in stunned, stone-faced silence, looking like he just found out his lunch had ratshit in it.
This is a longer clip with more context, DetesTed really perks up around 1:20m, looks like he swallowed a goat turd by 2m:
CBS News
@CBSNews
https://twitter.com/i/status/1506726969160908805
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23Sen. Sasse: Jackassery we see around here is people mugging for short-term camera opportunities! :
https://egbertowillies.com/2022/03/24/sen-sasse-jackassery-we-see-around-here-is-people-mugging-for-short-term-camera-opportunities/
What the hell is with the repubniks and NC, the foolishness never ends!
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