It was just a matter of time ….

Haines City police say 26-year-old James Blight – yeah, his name is Blight – stole a bulldozer from a construction site and proceeded to ride his happy butt through Haines City, tearing down Biden signs and even running down a taxpayer owned speed limit sign.  You’d think violating the city speed limits is probably the last of his worries in a damn bulldozer.  He’s apparently a fan of the anarchy crowd, too.

He been charged with grand theft auto because they apparently do not have grand theft bulldozer in Florida, which is a wonder because it’s Florida.

So, if Trump loses Florida he can blame it on the bulldozer guy for his bad choice of vehicles for the job. Everybody knows you steal a backhoe for a delicate job like that.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.