Fast Food, Fast Women, Fast Money, and Slick Rick
Andy Puzder is the CEO of Carl Jr’s. You probably know Carl Jr’s from the hotsy totsy commercials they have on teevee to convince you that Paris Hilton and swimsuit model Hannah Ferguson only eat lusty hamburgers while wearing skimpy bathing suits and thigh-high black leather boots while sprawled out on a shiny black car.
Yeah, they want you to suspend belief about food, hoochy, and proper dinner attire.
They also want you to suspend belief about politics.
Andy Puzder’s other comedic episode is Rick Perry. Puzder is just will about Rick Perry.
The press conference Wednesday at a Carl’s Jr. fast food restaurant in South Austin was supposed to “celebrate the restaurant’s commitment to Texas,” but it was a bit hijacked by a nationally recognized swimsuit model, the promise of a free brisket-laden new hamburger and Gov. Rick Perry.
But as Perry sat patiently on stage, Puzder also noted that the governor would represent a welcome change as the country’s next president.
So there ya go. Lusty hamburgers in bathing suits and Rick Perry — wrapped not so tightly in one rich old guy’s erotic dream.
Compared to the dishonest, hypocritical, dogmatic bigotry of the republicans (I don’t call them re-Puke-ians anymore cuz that is seen as childish and I should respect them even though they make me vomit) I would rather vote for a Nazis with his hand on the oven switch (and for those without irony No I would not really vote for him, just using a hyperbole).
1I plan on voting Dem if they have a woman running cuz her being prez would really piss off the republicans for another 4 to 8 years. Better still would be a black woman winning!!!!! WOW! that would be awesome!!!!
The very thought of Ricky boy trying for prez is so disgusting that….Oh crap I have to get to the toilet!!!
What is with the Party of St00pid and hamburgers? R-Ayn Paul went viral chomping a big bite and fleeing with his beer. Now pRick thinks maybe this is his contribution to wooing the women voters.
Seriously, guys, when Reince and Piyush sent you ‘the memo’ asking you to keep your feet out of your mouths in an outreach to voters, replacing the feet with hamburgers is probably not what they had in mind.
2Is this the Republican outreach to women?
3naked, greased up models on a car? Gawd a’mighty, these guys are such slow learners
and pRick is at the bottom of the class.
Is this part of the Republican outreach to women? Naked, greased up models chowing down on a car? These guys are such so learners and pRick is at the bottom of the class.
4I can hardly wait ’til 2016 when the repukes decide — and say — women shouldn’t be in public office, they shouldn’t speak out, they should just shaddup & stay home making babies & dinner. It’s gonna be great!!
5Those poor girls can’t even pay for some decent clothes. They definitely need a pay raise.
6Fortunately, I live in a part of the country where Putzer’s restaurants aren’t, so I’m not exposed much to the guy’s politics or to the bimbos in his commercials. (Oh, it’s not spelled “Putzer”? How careless of me.)
7Perry would certainly be a change from Obama– Obama’s intelligent, prudent, generally thinks before he talks, and can count to three.
Welcome? No.
8Is there enough acidy soap shampoo to wash out their old white male brains? OMG! Perverts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9Puzder? Aren’t you missing a “T” in there?
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