Andy Puzder is the CEO of Carl Jr’s.  You probably know Carl Jr’s from the hotsy totsy commercials they have on teevee to convince you that Paris Hilton and swimsuit model Hannah Ferguson only eat lusty hamburgers while wearing skimpy bathing suits and thigh-high black leather boots while sprawled out on a shiny black car.

Yeah, they want you to suspend belief about food, hoochy, and proper dinner attire.

They also want you to suspend belief about politics.

Andy Puzder’s other comedic episode is Rick Perry.  Puzder is just will about Rick Perry.

The press conference Wednesday at a Carl’s Jr. fast food restaurant in South Austin was supposed to “celebrate the restaurant’s commitment to Texas,” but it was a bit hijacked by a nationally recognized swimsuit model, the promise of a free brisket-laden new hamburger and Gov. Rick Perry.

But as Perry sat patiently on stage, Puzder also noted that the governor would represent a welcome change as the country’s next president.

So there ya go. Lusty hamburgers in bathing suits and Rick Perry — wrapped not so tightly in one rich old guy’s erotic dream.