Family Values With Someone Else’s Family
Alabama Governor Robert Bentley ran as a family-values Republican. He just won’t real clear about whose family he meant.
Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley admitted Wednesday he made “inappropriate” comments to his chief advisor two years ago but denied he had an affair with her.
Bentley said there was no “sexual activity” between him and Rebekah Caldwell Mason, 43, a longtime staffer, influential consultant and former Miss Alabama contender.
I dunno. Rachel Maddow played the tapes last night and they were rather explicit about touching Ms. Mason’s ta-tas and patootie.
“You know what? When I stand behind you and I put my arms around you, and I put my hands on your breasts, and I put my hands on you (unintelligible) and pull you real close…Hey, I love that too, putting my hands under you.”
The two-term Republican governor later tells Mason: “I love you. I love to talk to you. I do…But baby, lemme tell you what we’re gonna have to do tonight: Start locking the door. If we’re gonna do what we did the other day, we’re gonna have to start locking the door.”
He’s a Baptist deacon in his spare time.
Example #458.987 of their family values.
1Sure thing, Bob. You and ol’ Rebekah were simply shredding documents like the good little snacilbupeR that you are. Thus, the need to lock the door.
2Between being governor and his hankypanky, I’m surprised he has any spare time to be a deacon. I see he’s a dermatologist, too. Maybe he’s been ‘playing doctor’ since he was 4 years old and never grew up.
3Pass the popcorn….
4I hope his wife never poses in a picture next to him ever again. We watched Rachel telling this story. He kept saying he did not do “anything illegal”, he forgot sleazy and in his world immoral. Also the aide makes more than $400,00/year and it is not clear who pays her. There are lots of layers to this story.
5There is just no telling with propinquity. When propinquity sets in real bad, somebody’s gonna be looking over somebodyelse’s shoulder counting ceiling tiles. Including Al Abama gubnors what are Babtist deacons in their spare time and Babtist Communications Directors working for that same Al Abama gubnor.
6The stauncher the Baptist, the bigger the thud when they hit the floor.
7It was the godly governor’s wife who made recordings of his phone calls. The second recorded of her calls captured the Gov. telling his mistress that they needed to move his secretary’s desk further away from his office door….apparently that is the door they needed to remember to lock for their next tryst.
In the follow-the-money discussions…it is revealed that the mistress’ husband was given a tax funded hefty paying job to head a newly – made just for him – gov. faith based agency in the state capital.
Mrs. Mistress also happens to be a Sunday school teacher at the Gov’s church.
8To quote some other scumbag: Look at that face … just look at that face!!
Ugh!!
9Here’s a picture of the two love-birds! Something doesn’t seem right in this photo, can you spot what it is
http://www.alabamanews.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ANNmasonrebekahcaldwell.jpg
10The now indicted Speaker of the Alabama House Mike Hubbard wrote a vanity book, “Storming the Statehouse” back in 2011/12 detailing how Republicans were elected because they were going to return honesty, integrity and God to the Statehouse.
The latest revelations about our Governor on top of the charges against Mr. Hubbard show Democrats were mere amateurs in the corruption business in Alabama.
11Fred Farklestone–please tell what doesn’t seem right–I can’t zero in on which is the most likely possibility.
12Here’s a clue!
13He’s old enough to be her Grand-Pa and and she’s the Grand-Daughter!
That’s some type of real sickness, in my book!
He apparently likes to look at her tatas too. Revisiting the scene of the crime, perhaps? Poor spouses 🙁
14…it’s bad enough when a marriage falls apart, worse when it is willfully and brutally murdered…
15“He’s a Baptist deacon in his spare time.”
Haha… read that as “baptist dancer” first time through.
Sometimes I skim too fast, but it sure it entertaining!
16Hahahaha. “He’s a Baptist deacon in his spare time.”
17“Baptist Deacon”= “Foolin’ around behind his wife’s back”
Just like
“Youth Minister” seems to equal “pedophile”.
Makes me glad I don’t go to church.
18God save us from the evangelicals. The immoral minority.
19Anyone else not surprised? These hypocrites scream loud and long about “Christian values” and the suckers believe them. If the school systems have been dumbed down people believe the lies that are standard fare for republicans. The Republican Party deserves to be consigned to the local dump. the rankest part.
20I have family in ‘Bama. I can hear them retching from 700 miles away.
21But…but…but Baptists know the Lord can’t see through a brown paper sack.
22We know what hypocrites the Rs and loudly public “Baptists” are. Normally when an R is messing around on their spouse it seems to be with a member of the same gender. This one seems unusual because he is cheating on his wife with a woman.
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