Expect A Press Release From The National Park Service
It’s true. This is not a joke.
So, next week you’ll see a press release from the National Park Service saying that Trump is the only person in the world pronouncing Yosemite correctly.
The National Park Service and Dr. Harry Johnson of Liberty University will soon announce, “It’s a little known fact that a lost group of Jews was wondering around being, you know, lost, and a native American Indian, who did not even know he was American, saw them from the top of a hill. He hollered, you guess it, “Yo Semites!” and a name was born. It’s the truth.”
God help us all.
Thanks to Carla for the heads up.