Expect A Press Release From The National Park Service
It’s true. This is not a joke.
So, next week you’ll see a press release from the National Park Service saying that Trump is the only person in the world pronouncing Yosemite correctly.
The National Park Service and Dr. Harry Johnson of Liberty University will soon announce, “It’s a little known fact that a lost group of Jews was wondering around being, you know, lost, and a native American Indian, who did not even know he was American, saw them from the top of a hill. He hollered, you guess it, “Yo Semites!” and a name was born. It’s the truth.”
God help us all.
Thanks to Carla for the heads up.
I have one great fear above all others right now, that Trump resigns and flees the country, and we don’t get to make the November election about him and his tinpot dictatorship dreams. The Foxshere gets to spend the next 25 years talking about his greatness, how a cabal of Deep Staters robbed American voters of the chance to make 2020 a referendum about the gridlock of democracy versus the greatness of his Greatness sweeping away govenment for good. I so want 2020 to be American voters spanking any strongman dreams for the next century, or three. It’s Yo-seh-mih-tee, dammit, and no bloated New York idiot is going to change that.
1Lest we forget those Trump Towering Sequoias.
My eyes widened in amazement at Old Faithful in the Grand Canyon
2But the cartoon character is Yo-smite Sam
3His poor 2nd grade reading teacher is rolling in her grave once again.
4The absolute idiocy made me LOL!
5Basic Mormon theology.
6Which proves once again that His Greatness (in his own eyes only) can barely read and has absolutely no culture or knowledge of anything.
7I continually waffle between terror and embarrassment
8I look forward to him stumbling over a line about Devil’s Tower and pronouncing it Trump Tower West.
9I immediately thought of Mel Brooks as a Yiddish-speaking Indian in “Blazing Saddles.”
10Covidiot 45 probably the only person alive able to add to Bitsy DeVile’s daily confusion. When Donnie declined an invitation to sail on one of her yachts, she was clueless as to why he claimed that “he doesn’t ride.” Then again, Bitsy probably doesn’t know what a yak is either.
11I’m surprised he was saying “Yo” to the Semites; I always looked on him as being Anti-Semitic.
12Yo-semites is the correct pronunciation in buffoonese.
13I am anxious to read reporting from the debates with Biden on more of his butchery of the English language. I say read reporting because there’s no way I can stand to hear or watch Trumpf for more than a few seconds on tv. I get nauseous.
“The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.”
~So-crates~
14The pronunciation “Yo-Semites” is correct. A very detailed and precise history of the park is found inscribed in the Brooklyn, NY version of the Torah!
Oy vey!
15I thought the Yo-Semites were first cousins once removed of the Two Corinthians.
16@Vic
+1
I don’t envy the next PotUS unfu*king all that this tinpot Hitler wannabe has effed up. His 4 year term will seem like 10. And the team OT will be constant. Fix State. Re-direct SCotUS, preferably for the next 35+ years. Fix EPA. Re-constitute Defense. Restore Justice. Plus deal immediately and effectively with Covid, Putin, Kim, and Duterte. Then he and SecState need to mend relations with Mexico, Canada, the UK, Europe, and parts of Asia. China is a separate special diplomatic case in my mind. And then because pressing issues at home demand a real PotUS, BLM, the Covid ravaged economy, the RICO that is the Trump Organization.
17Back in my youthness I thought the name was pronounced Yo-zeh-mite. I grew out of it.
18RA @16: you win 2 points for that connection. I will now logoff and go to bed, to savor it.
19That’s how everyone greets each other during passover.
20My son pronounced it wrong too, the first time he saw it in print. He was in the second grade. Does this mean Covidiot 45’s reading level has advanced to the second grade?
21Yo! Semite! Yo-semite Sam! Just doesn’t roll off the tongue.
Trump also pronounces Oregon as OR-a gone. Which is typical for most who don’t know so I can’t be too harsh though as president he should know.
It’s pronounced OR-ee-gun. Thank you!
And since trump’s goons left Portland, things have been much quieter, kinda like how they were before the goons showed up.
22These responses are very entertaining btw. I thought about the faith connection as well.
What of Yo – seminite, his second unfortunate reply. Is that like a minuscule version of Sominex. Take Sominex tonight and sleep. Safe and restful, sleep, sleep, sleep. Maybe mine will be restful once the orange dunce is gone. The sooner the better.
23“Yo-seminite” is how one addresses someone attending a school for priests in Brooklyn.
24According to Two Corinthians, Moses said “Yo, Semites!” and led his people acrosss the Mo’ Jayve Desert.
25That’s what Trump says to begin a meeting with Charles Schumer and Adam Schiff.
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