Yesterday morning, local Republicans smirked that nothing would come of the serial Republican voter fraud in True the Vote’s front yard.  GOP county commissioner candidate Bruce Fleming has purposefully double voted at least three times.

Do not mess with me.  Seriously.  And do not mess with Bev Carter.  Even I’m afraid of Bev Carter. Honey, she will shoot you, stuff you, hang you over her fireplace and then open her house for the home tour.

Front page of the Houston Chronicle this morning.

And the guffaw of the day comes from Fleming himself in the Chronicle article …

“The less said is better,” Bruce Fleming said when contacted by phone late Tuesday afternoon. “Until we can determine the situation, I can’t really comment.”

The less said is better?  Dude, how about the less voting is better?

And there’s  Channel 2 in Houston – that’s Bubba on the far right and the only time you’ll find him on the right.

By yesterday afternoon, former GOP county chairman and current Republican State House candidate Rick Miller, the person who has to take at least 50% of the blame for this mess, was described as “very pale.”  During a candidate debate in front of the teacher’s union, one of our most trusted Democratic candidates overheard Miller talking to the GOP sheriff candidate, fretting that this “might be a black day for Fort Bend Republicans.”  It is the first known time that “Fort Bend Republican Party” and “black” has been used in the same sentence.  Hell, even in the same conversation.  This party is whiter than angel dust in Antarctica.

In all honesty, I’ve never seen old white men dance around like their feet were on fire.  It’s damn entertaining.  Local GOP candidates who were Fleming’s best friend on Monday are claiming not to even know him today.  And the Republican Party organization who gave this guy $10,000 and nothing to other GOP candidates?  Oops, bookkeeping error.

Oh lookie, even their signs are holding hands.

Miller and Fleming are tighter than skin on a sausage.  And I am not the only person who thinks that Miller knew about the double voting, thought it was clever, and gave Fleming the first ever Precinct Chair of the Year Award while other Republican mouths dropped open because Fleming had done nothing to deserve it.

Rick Miller is a braggart and a thug and is going to do everything he can to embarrass the Republican Party once he’s elected to the State House.  Y’all, please vote for Rick Miller!

Thank you to all the people who kept my phone ringing off the wall last night.