Y’all, there’s a new Christmas present for your children to celebrate the birth of a undocumented worker born in a strange land. It’s a wall to keep the likes of Sweet Jesus on his side to keep us God-Fearing Americans safe on the other side.

Just in time for Christmas, Conservative gift retailer Keep and Bear has a toy called “build the wall.” It’s a lego-like mess about how wonderful Trump’s border wall is.

“A mob of 10,000 Central American migrants is marching through Mexico and heading toward El Paso, Texas. Mexican border agents attempted to stop them at the Mexican border, but to no avail,” the promotional material reads.

No, I am not kidding.

Hell, this is so bad that even Amazon won’t carry it and they carry some really questionable crap.

They also have a depiction of the kind of people we don’t want in our country.

You shall know them by their hats.

You really need to test the waters over at Keep and Bear – it’ll get your blood Russian to your head.