A Florida man … yeah, seriously …

You can read all about it, but it boils down to nobody knows why the hell he dropped his wife on the side of the road nakkid or why she was riding around nakkid in the first place.  I suspect he was pissed about somedamnthing the rest of us wouldn’t pay any mind to.

Then he goes and sets her car on fire and punches some stranger in the face just for good measure.  Then he realizes that he’s probably on the lease for the car so he gets a garden hose and puts the fire out. Then the police come and discover he’s been arrested before for sexual assault of a child so they figure he probably needs to back to jail.

And all that happened yesterday while the rest of us were trying to decide if we could face another day with Trump in the White House.  So see, we all have worries – some are nakkid on the side of the highway and some ain’t.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.