November 27, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
This really happened.
President Trump tells a crowd in the birthplace of Elvis, Tupelo, Mississippi, he looked like the singer growing up.
Hey Trump, you also look just like George Clooney except for 60 pounds, orange skin, a puckered mouth from all the lying, ridiculous hair, seven chins, and really bad breath.
Yeah, and I look like Sophia Loren except for the Sophia Loren part.
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“Oh Rump, thou art an ass”
1Irony…
2Is that why he gave Elvis that medal?
3Have seen pictures of an Elvis phase when he strained the confines of his costumes. Donnie is fast food consumption bigly beyond that point. Sorry Mary, but Donnie looks like you.
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Of course you don’t resemble Sophia Loren, Ms. JJ. You’re a blonde. Farrah Fawcett or Kate Hudson.
4You forgot the raccoon eyes and tiny uh…hands.
5Oh, my. I wish I had been in the room when Trump said he used to look like Elvis; that could NOT have gone over well. He’d have had better luck claiming to look like Jesus,because his ass-hat followers already believe that, but Elvis is GOD in them there parts and I think Donny just made a blaspheme.
6Not even in your dreams, Donnie. Maybe a touch of the drug-addicted, bloated, fat Elvis of his later years, but Elvis genuinely liked people, served in the military, could sing like an angel, and was polite and respectful to women. You have never been any of those things.
7It’s probably one of the post subpoena, post testimony, post presidential ideas he’s trying out in his head, Elvis impersonator at a casino lounge.
8as Mojo Nixon would say: “Trump got NOooooooo Elvis in him”
9100% What That Other Jean says…
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This pampered sonufabitch is the biggest, vainest Bullshit Artist of all time, in all recorded history.
And that 27-35% of the ‘Murikkkan populace called Trumpanzees just lap up every consonant, vowel, and diphthong that RAT45 utters from his guttermouth and beg for more.
We need to rid ourselves of all of these stinkin’ vermin, from SOBOTUS, to Malaria, Jarvanka, 911-Guiliani, Manafort, Kudlow, the Cabinet, McConnell, the drooling Trumpanzees, on down, all of them; ASAP.
I doubt that Mike Espy can beat that white trash he’s running against in Missishitti, but who knows. Maybe enough people, even there, have had enough.
10If Cindy-babee does win, the stream of garbage from Comrade Donnei will be insufferable for the rest of the week. I dread watching the news.
Surely someone can come up with side by side photos!
11So the important thing about Elvis was that he looked like trump?
There were Japanese god-emperors less impressed with themselves than this idiot.
12I never saw Elvis or met Elvis, but Rump NEVER looked like Elvis.
13“Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.”
Elvis had family, friends, and bandmates. “Mr President … you’re no Elvis Presley.”
14@ Micr #14
Bless Lloyd Bentzen for saying the first part.
And thank you for saying the second.
15Nothing I can add. Y’all said it.
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