Easy Peasy
So by now you’ve heard that Alex Jones is mad as a wet hen that Donald Trump is telling people to get a vaccine. Being as how Alex Jones stays in a chronic and perpetual mood of mad, it’s not terribly surprising that eventually Jones would cross paths with everyone on the planet and achieve herd impunity in the mad war.
Jones is also well known for not being able to use his mad feelings productively or internally. He’s just gotta hurt somebody, so he doesn’t give a flying flock of fox feathers who gets hurt.
Jones says he has “dirt” on Trump and is promising to dump it on the public square if Trump doesn’t admit he was wrong and take it all back. Rock, meet hard place.
Jones has dirt on Trump. Whoop-te-do. Who doesn’t?
First of all, how the hell would Alex Jones know what “dirt” is? The man is an electric double barreled squalor machine. Ratty is upscale for him. How he can point a finger at someone else would require Houdini and a broken arm.
Second of all, think about it. Trump has committed murder by Covid, screwed hookers and then cover it up, lied to congress and the American people just for practice, stole from the government and let his kids cut financial deals with the Russians, and plotted to overthrow the Unites States government and dammit he still has not been charged with any crimes. What could Jones know that Trump’s supporters would even care about? Trump could torture baby puppies on Main Street and his followers would say those vicious dogs needed training.
So yeah, Jones, take on the devil by eating out of his hand.
But, it would be fun to watch.
After reading a WaPo article about the Publix heiress giving Jones a pile of money (6 figures), maybe he’s feeling his oats and is ready to take on the grifter in Chief!
1Alex Jones has dirt on Trump? Yes, that’s hilarious. Trump builds entire golf courses, fairways and bunkers and punchbowls with the dirt people have on him. Then miraculously shoots 5 under par when he plays the course. Even with people watching.
2This is the same guy who had his wife hauled to jail on Christmas Eve because he feared for his life. Even left her there overnight.
3I love it when these freaks of nature try to eat each other in public. Of course nothing will come of it but it might be amusing. Waiting with baited breath for the exciting dirt he has.
4I’m guessing that Alex Jones can prove that Donald Trump voted for Hillary Clinton….
5Alex Jones? Who’s he, the guy that gives Steve Bannon hygiene and fashion advice? No wonder history was confusing when those were the jackwagons shouting “dirty hippie” at peaceful protestors.
6He’s probably also mad that he got to spend XMas Eve all alone after his wife was hauled off for domestic violence and resisting arrest.
7I’d like to hear her side of that Christmas Eve story.
8That pitcher of margaritas up against the side of his head by his wife must have dislodged some random thought.
9Lord knows, there’s enough dirt on Donald Trump (and the rest of the Trumps, except the sane one, Mary) to go around. We might as well let Alex Jones crow a bit about his share.
Happy New Year to you and yours, Ms. JJ!
10Alexi is *such* a BIG man in front of the cameras, but when his wife hits him with the shampoo bottle …………..
11He needs money so he’s gonna write a tell-all book. Just guessin. His legal bills must be huuuge!
12Off Topic, but if you haven’t watched it, go to Netflix and get “Don’t Look Up”. It’s a satirical/serious takeoff on the current political situation with Meryl Streep playing a female president Trump, and wait until you see that thing she has on her head. Any bad reviews it got were from clueless idiots who missed the message (Roger Ebert, I’m looking at you for one.)
13How odd. Roger Ebert is dead. I wonder who’s writing his reviews these days.
14“Jones has dirt on Trump.”
Yeow, that pile of stinking bullshit would be as big as the Rocky Mountains.
Tangentially, good ol’ Chuckles Todd on MtP this morning, devoted the entire program to an atypically hardhitting [except one bit] look at tRump and the GQP’s attempted coup d’etat; both leading up to, January 6, and ongoing after. Pretty good synopsis.
They almost always refer to it as a “coup”, thereby softening the impact of the full term “coup d’etat”, which irritates the hell outta me.
All those traitorous mofos need to meet a gallows or wall, led off by the Rufous Ratbastard, imo.
[w/video links]:
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/1/2/2072278/-Meet-The-Press-puts-together-an-concise-synopsis-of-Election-Overturn-efforts-one-year-ago
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15[grammar police note– a too common error: “Waiting with baited breath…” . The word is “bated”, not “baited”. “Bated” meaning shortened, shallow, rapid, or in suspense or excited; “baited” as in fishing, trapping, etc.
Gosh, Sandridge, so glad you caught my error. Glad you understood I wasn’t fishing. Or, maybe I was.
16Steve from Beaverton @16, Heheh.
GQP’ers “try[ing] to eat each other in public” would be a coprophagic feast.
17Sandridge @17, when the QOP begins its piscatorial barrel shoot, our money is on LizardDick Cheney. The baby barracudas like Empty Greene and the rest of the Qcumber Caucus will be flopping on the dock without a net. QOP primary season 2024 should be when the old guard GOP and the QOP finally implode, if not before in the 2022 midterms. While the QOP will go the way of the extinct Tea Baggers, the old guard cannot generate votes from the rabid base.
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