Earthquake Lady

July 09, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

When I saw this chick click ….

 

 

I had this vision of some woman who predicted earthquakes when her left knee got sore or her cat started acting weird.  You know, like your granny could always tell when it was going to rain because her elbow started acting up.  It seems to me that’s what you think of when you see “Earthquake Lady” in quotation marks.

But no.  Oh hell no.

Here’s the “Earthquake Lady” —

 

 

Dr. Lucy Jones is a renowned seismologist, who rarely depends on her cat to predict earthquakes.  Unless, of course she’s in a real bind because her husband’s boss is coming to dinner and she has to whip up a damn turkey or something.

Isn’t this kinda like if you called Neil deGrasse Tyson the “Full Moon Fellow.”

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

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