San Angelo, Texas, is in central west Texas, kinda between Abilene and Del Rio.  It’s not the garden spot of Texas so you can kinda understand why your average pipe bomb might provide some entertainment.

Kevin Dykstra, who is 23 years old, was found down at the lake by a 29 year old guy.  Early, early Saturday morning, a guy hears his dogs barking and goes to investigate.  He comes upon Dykstra laying in the pool of blood with a “crushed 12-ounce Keystone Light can and a machete. An exploded bottle was found in the shop near the pond.”

All this led to this headline in the local newspaper:

So there you have it.  Headlines that say to the Rotary Club – scratch this dude off your prospective membership list.

My favorite line?  “An update on Dykstra’s status was not provided with the report. There will be no further investigation into the incident.”

No further investigation because drunk and stoopid is what it is.

Thanks to TexasMiataFrank for the heads up.