Dude, Really? That’s Your Defense?
Florida Republican State Representative Frank Artiles has been accused of cold-cocking a college student in Tallahassee on Monday night.
Three eye witnesses have come forward. Additionally, this is not the first time Artiles has been in a brawl. He kinda has a reputation for that.
His defense? It didn’t happen.
And how do you know that. Because Artiles preened and explained.
A former Marine, Artiles suggested Tuesday he would only deliver the kind of blow that would result in serious pain.
“If I had hit somebody, they’d be in the hospital,” he said.
Great defense, dude. “I put people in the hospital,” ain’t exactly the attitude called for in this situation.
Thanks to chloe bear for the heads up.