Dude, Fish or Cut Bait
You know, for a guy in a state that is almost totally owned by Republicans, Rick Perry is having one tough job with the judicial system.
Remember how I told you that Perry and his writ twits wanted a list of all the people who testified against him at the grand jury?
Well, they got their answer. In legal terms the answer is – does a chicken have lips?
No. The judge said No.
I don’t think he’s gotten a Yes even once. I mean, Darlin’, the law of judicial averages says that the judge is going to be distracted and holler, “oh hell yes” at least every now and then.
Perry keeps saying that he wants to go to trial and clear his name. So, tee that sucker up, Rick. Let’s get this rodeo on the road.
For someone who wants to go to trial he seems to be doing everything he can to avoid going to trial.
Cognitive dissonance seems to be inherent to right-wing thinking. (And I use the term ‘thinking’ loosely.)
1Grand juries are supposed to be a secret for a reason.
2For somebody who wants to go to trial, he’s sure acting like he doesn’t think it’s going to go his way.
3Yeah I’d like to get this trial going as well. So we can get to the sentencing part ASAP.
4LynnN, to borrow from others, right-wing cognitive dissonance is definitely a feature, not a bug.
5pRick should not stand in front of any mirrors lately. He’d damn well break them with one look!
Me? Giggling? What? Who? Me?
6Poor Rick misses his Crown.
Now he knows how the average Texas citizen feels about Repubs affecting our lives: powerless.
7Ooh, all that bad karma coming back to haunt Perry. Couldn’t happen to a nastier guy. By the way, how much is left in your “Cancer Research Fund”?
8Anybody know what he is doing for security these days? Did they pry him out of the McMansion yet?
9Kind of tough to run a vanity campaign for President when it looks like the articles of impeachment would hit your desk before you finish delivering your Inaugural Address.
10Oh no! pRick (Love that spelling.) lost his smart glasses!
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