Dude, Fish or Cut Bait

February 08, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know, for a guy in a state that is almost totally owned by Republicans, Rick Perry is having one tough job with the judicial system.

Screen Shot 2015-02-08 at 10.08.33 AMRemember how I told you that Perry and his writ twits wanted a list of all the people who testified against him at the grand jury?

Well, they got their answer.  In legal terms the answer is – does a chicken have lips?

No.  The judge said No.

I don’t think he’s gotten a Yes even once.  I mean, Darlin’, the law of judicial averages says that the judge is going to be distracted and holler, “oh hell yes” at least every now and then.

Perry keeps saying that he wants to go to trial and clear his name.  So, tee that sucker up, Rick.  Let’s get this rodeo on the road.

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