Dude, Fish or Cut Bait

February 08, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know, for a guy in a state that is almost totally owned by Republicans, Rick Perry is having one tough job with the judicial system.

Screen Shot 2015-02-08 at 10.08.33 AMRemember how I told you that Perry and his writ twits wanted a list of all the people who testified against him at the grand jury?

Well, they got their answer.  In legal terms the answer is – does a chicken have lips?

No.  The judge said No.

I don’t think he’s gotten a Yes even once.  I mean, Darlin’, the law of judicial averages says that the judge is going to be distracted and holler, “oh hell yes” at least every now and then.

Perry keeps saying that he wants to go to trial and clear his name.  So, tee that sucker up, Rick.  Let’s get this rodeo on the road.

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0 Comments to “Dude, Fish or Cut Bait”


  1. For someone who wants to go to trial he seems to be doing everything he can to avoid going to trial.

    Cognitive dissonance seems to be inherent to right-wing thinking. (And I use the term ‘thinking’ loosely.)

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  2. e platypus onion says:

    Grand juries are supposed to be a secret for a reason.

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  3. For somebody who wants to go to trial, he’s sure acting like he doesn’t think it’s going to go his way.

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  4. Yeah I’d like to get this trial going as well. So we can get to the sentencing part ASAP.

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  5. LynnN, to borrow from others, right-wing cognitive dissonance is definitely a feature, not a bug.

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  6. pRick should not stand in front of any mirrors lately. He’d damn well break them with one look!

    Me? Giggling? What? Who? Me?

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  7. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Poor Rick misses his Crown.

    Now he knows how the average Texas citizen feels about Repubs affecting our lives: powerless.

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  8. Ooh, all that bad karma coming back to haunt Perry. Couldn’t happen to a nastier guy. By the way, how much is left in your “Cancer Research Fund”?

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  9. Anybody know what he is doing for security these days? Did they pry him out of the McMansion yet?

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  10. daChipster says:

    Kind of tough to run a vanity campaign for President when it looks like the articles of impeachment would hit your desk before you finish delivering your Inaugural Address.

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  11. Oh no! pRick (Love that spelling.) lost his smart glasses!

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