Docs R Us

January 26, 2023 By: Half Empty Category: Uncategorized

So TFG may have a corner on the secret and classified documents hoarding market, but both Biden (as a VP) and TFG’s Mike Pence have now discovered inadvertantly retained classified documents in their posessions.

But contrary to TFG’s control of them because he thinks having these docs is “cool”, the two former VP’s seem to be caught in an embarrassed surprise.

Cue the National Archives, who quite expectedly this week issued an APB to all former presidents and vice presidents to check their closets and under their beds for any stray nuclear codes they might have packed along with their memorabilia of office.

The Nixon Library has responded that any and all classified documents that they might have had in the past have all been inadvertantly erased by Rose Mary Woods.

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0 Comments to “Docs R Us”


  1. The reference to Rosemary Woods gives your age away.

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  2. WillinEugene says:

    Dawn Hall, anyone?

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  3. Half Empty says:

    Hey…I resemble that remark!

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  4. You and me three!

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  5. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Make it 4. I chuckled at Rosemary Wood.

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  6. Rosemary Woods should have been an olympic gymnast. She would have won Gold, Silver, and Bronze. In the same event.

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  7. Sam in Mellen says:

    I have a lot of sympathy for Rosemary Woods as I too often have 18-minute gaps unexpectedly.

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  8. Thanks for the giggle!

    And, yeah, count me in the gang of geezers!

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  9. Grandma Ada says:

    I expect Shrub had a nice big fire during this weeks cold wave!

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  10. Grandma Ada @ 8,

    Dick Cheney is probably stuffing his wood stove about now.

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