Smacking Jim Jordan in the face with a banana cream pie.  That’s what.

Okay, first but most unimportantly, does this guy own a suit?  He shows up at every hearing in his shirt sleeves.  What’s with that? Is he trying to pretend he’s working?  Would somebody get this man a Hawaiian shirt and some flip flops?

Remember earlier this year when he ran against Kevin McCarthy for minority leader and lost 159–43?  That’s not a loss, that’s a cremation.

And let’s not forget the Ohio State sexual abuse scandals while he was the assistant coach.  He was apparently blind during those years.  Oddly, Jordan told Anderson Cooper on CNN that he had never heard Trump lie or say anything he should apologize for. This was Jordan’s deaf period.

And now here’s his blubbering idiot period.

Anybody got a banana pie?

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.