Deep Fryer Sid has COVID-19

December 10, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Coronavirus

Texas Ag Commissioner Sid Miller has announced he has COVID and is quarantining at his ranch.  Known for prodigious lying and spreading conspiracy theories on social media, he’s also just another anti-masker and science denier.  Maybe he’ll take another Jesus Shot on the taxpayer dime.

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  1. Jane & PKM says:

    RoHo the moron from Wisconsin is probably even more afraid of the ‘hoax’ virus than Sid. There is no other way to explain Ron’s latest round of fluffing the fu king moron and lameduck pResident. Ron want to be in line for the medical treatment denied to most people. He wants the stuff Donnie, Sleepy Ben and Rudy received. Sid? Try as he might he’s probably way down the list of “friends” eligible for special treatment. Tater tots and pears, Sid.

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  2. Karen in New Mexico says:

    Happy Holidays Sid!

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  3. Well, at least the incoming to the White House President-Elect Biden administration is going to have the WH super-sanitized and deep-cleaned before they move in.
    Let’s hope that they use every cleaning method known to man, including UV light and heavy ozonation.
    Needs to have all the electronic, microwave, and photonic spy apparatus and devices ferreted out too. Those Russkis, Chinee, Saudis, Israelis, DPRKians, etc., have had an espionage free-for-all for four effing years.

    No telling what Resident-Reject Comrade Trump and Malaria will be leaving behind when they’re gone. Eeeeew…

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  4. Sandridge @3: I’m sure they’ll have to do a complete White House sterilization for bugs, organic and electronic.

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  5. Halster @4, Right, might as well get out some super-intense gamma ray treatment too…

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  6. Elizabeth Moon says:

    Sid gets to quarantine at his ranch…isn’t that nice? I have no idea how big his ranch is, but suspect it’s over 100 acres and includes all the amenities any sane person would want, plus some no one should. Unlike the ordinary person who has to quarantine in one room, Sid will be able to go outside and walk or ride around enjoying fresh air and scenery (the quality of scenery depends on the location of said ranch, of course but it’s got to be better than four short walls.

    Not a word of concern for others in similar situations. It’s all about him, the valorous survivor of ordinary injuries and illnesses.

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