Dan Crenshaw is Not as Stupid as He Acts

May 26, 2022 By: El Jefe Category: Fun With Guns

Dan Crenshaw has announced that he’s not able to attend the NRA convention in Houston this weekend because of his…wait for it…trip to Ukraine.  His office has confirmed that he will conveniently not be back in time to make his appearance at the convention.  His spokesperson also asserted that his extended trip in Ukraine has nothing to do with the slaughter of 10 people in Buffalo and 21 people (including 19 small children) in Uvalde.  It’s simply pure coincidence.

Sure.  He’s not as stupid as he acts.

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0 Comments to “Dan Crenshaw is Not as Stupid as He Acts”


  1. jrkrideau says:
    May 26, 2022 at 9:00 am

    It’s probably safer in Kyiv than Houston.

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  2. Grandma Ada says:
    May 26, 2022 at 12:03 pm

    Well, I guess it sounds better than he had a non-cancellable appointment to get his eyebrows plucked.

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