Cute Lawyer Tricks
Jeff McKellop is a January 6th vigilante. In fact, he is kind of a standout. He shoved a flagpole tip into the face of one police officer and then threw one like a spear at another one. The Department of Justice has several dozen pictures of him being a terrorist.
Like TFG, he thinks that wearing a MAGA hat makes him immune to all laws and social niceties.
However, McKellop says he cannot go to trial on these charges. Why, you ask. Joe Biden.
High-level Jan 6 defendant Jeff McKellop asks court to dismiss his case… arguing Pres. Biden's democracy speech in Philadelphia last week "irreparably poisoned the entire nation as a jury pool" https://t.co/T0qqy0vXoT pic.twitter.com/EVAhlWN5c0
— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) September 10, 2022
McKellop claims that President Biden’s September 1st speech poisoned the nation and now there’s no one in the country who could be trusted to sit in judgement of him.
And that, my friends and countrymen, is why we can never let MAGAs get elected to anything. They think we are all like them.