Crenshaw Gets Mocked in the Best Ways

June 03, 2021 By: El Jefe Category: Mini-Trump

Mini Trump, Dan Crenshaw, has just stepped in it, and he’s being unmercifully mocked.  Imitating Trump, he’s trying to whip up outrage over the fake issue of “woke” policies in the US military…you know, those terrible policies like racial and gender equality, non-discrimination, and inclusion.  He has asked that “whistleblowers” in the military report, through his “Whistleblower Form” all “woke” policies that are supposedly destroying the military as he remembers it.  And the results are hilarious, quoting from movies like A Few Good Men, Stripes, MASH, and others.  Here’s a few great examples of the reports Crenshaw is now receiving:

https://twitter.com/FlaBeJota/status/1398756227920896000?s=20

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1398786540419964933?s=20

It goes on and on and is most entertaining.  Crenshaw wins the National Embarrassment of Texas award for today.

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0 Comments to “Crenshaw Gets Mocked in the Best Ways”


  1. I’m waiting for comments from Major Disaster and General Confusion to show on his form.

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  2. BarbinDC says:

    Crenshaw is so very deserving of this.

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    There’s a very nice melon that shares its name with this embarrassment. Can we get it changed?

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  4. publius bolonius says:

    I think I’ll inform Gen. Kaos that his input is needed.

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  5. Sounds like he has room on his staff for the Normal brothers, Sub and Ab.

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  6. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Realize this is OT but probably warrants some discussion in the near future because it will begin to pick up traction with nut case politicians like Crenshaw (and a whole bunch more):

    The scale of delusion is startling’: Conservative says Trump’s belief that he’ll be reinstated is real — and worse than you think – Raw Story
    https://www.rawstory.com/the-scale-of-delusion-is-startling-conservative-says-trumps-belief-that-hell-be-reinstated-is-real-and-worse-than-you-think/

    The way things have gone with the big lie, there will be a boat load of delusional repugnanticans buying in (i.e. the likes of gaetz, mt greene, etc). Also, as trumpf starts rallying, the cult will get fired up. Think we can expect more right wing shows of force? Watch out July 4th.

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  7. There’s just GOT to be a Manchurian Candidate gag for that.
    “Holy crap, it’s been going on since the Korean war!”

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  8. john in denver says:

    I hope someone is able to do a comparison of complaints between Crenshaw’s “woke” worrying and the complaints gathered (and pursued) by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF). Which will be more disruptive to the force?

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  9. megasoid says:

    PP@ 7:
    Wraping up final deliberation of the AZ fraudit.

    ~to wit: interrogating democratic poll workers under GOP and resident investigations of the poll inequities.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBDhoUZgsDo&t=130s

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  10. Wow!!! Can’t stop laughing! This jerk asked for it in neon lights!

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  11. Ralph Wiggam says:

    You omitted Yossarian from Catch 22.

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