Crenshaw Gets Mocked in the Best Ways
Mini Trump, Dan Crenshaw, has just stepped in it, and he’s being unmercifully mocked. Imitating Trump, he’s trying to whip up outrage over the fake issue of “woke” policies in the US military…you know, those terrible policies like racial and gender equality, non-discrimination, and inclusion. He has asked that “whistleblowers” in the military report, through his “Whistleblower Form” all “woke” policies that are supposedly destroying the military as he remembers it. And the results are hilarious, quoting from movies like A Few Good Men, Stripes, MASH, and others. Here’s a few great examples of the reports Crenshaw is now receiving:
— Matt Separa (@MattSepara) May 29, 2021
https://twitter.com/FlaBeJota/status/1398756227920896000?s=20
Top 3 Whistleblowers on Team Crenshaw/Cotton so far:
1. Major Frank Burns
2. General Dreedle
3. General Jack D. RipperThese patriots have had enough and won't stay silent any longer! pic.twitter.com/1e1iHtXuaZ
— Christopher Ankersen (@ProfAnkersen) May 30, 2021
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1398786540419964933?s=20
It goes on and on and is most entertaining. Crenshaw wins the National Embarrassment of Texas award for today.
I’m waiting for comments from Major Disaster and General Confusion to show on his form.
1Crenshaw is so very deserving of this.
2There’s a very nice melon that shares its name with this embarrassment. Can we get it changed?
3I think I’ll inform Gen. Kaos that his input is needed.
4Sounds like he has room on his staff for the Normal brothers, Sub and Ab.
5Realize this is OT but probably warrants some discussion in the near future because it will begin to pick up traction with nut case politicians like Crenshaw (and a whole bunch more):
The scale of delusion is startling’: Conservative says Trump’s belief that he’ll be reinstated is real — and worse than you think – Raw Story
https://www.rawstory.com/the-scale-of-delusion-is-startling-conservative-says-trumps-belief-that-hell-be-reinstated-is-real-and-worse-than-you-think/
The way things have gone with the big lie, there will be a boat load of delusional repugnanticans buying in (i.e. the likes of gaetz, mt greene, etc). Also, as trumpf starts rallying, the cult will get fired up. Think we can expect more right wing shows of force? Watch out July 4th.
6There’s just GOT to be a Manchurian Candidate gag for that.
7“Holy crap, it’s been going on since the Korean war!”
I hope someone is able to do a comparison of complaints between Crenshaw’s “woke” worrying and the complaints gathered (and pursued) by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF). Which will be more disruptive to the force?
8PP@ 7:
Wraping up final deliberation of the AZ fraudit.
~to wit: interrogating democratic poll workers under GOP and resident investigations of the poll inequities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBDhoUZgsDo&t=130s
9Wow!!! Can’t stop laughing! This jerk asked for it in neon lights!
10You omitted Yossarian from Catch 22.
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