Crap-Fil-A
Don’t eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just don’t.
Do you know what causes bad breath? Chick-Fil-A. Dandruff? Chick-Fil-A. The need for trifocals on your glasses? Chick-Fil-A. That thing where two of your nails break right before a big party? Chick-Fil-A. Warts? Well, not Chick-Fil-A, but they’re working on it.
I figure that if Chick-Fil-A can bare false witness, so can I. Lying is the same as stealing, you know.
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