County Fairs are a big deal in Texas.  They shut down school on the first day of the Fair and have a big parade.  Then everybody heads to the Fairgrounds where there’s rides for the kiddos, animal judging, a Fair Queen contest, baked good competition, and booths selling wares and ideas.

I want to show you our Fort Bend Republican Party Fair Booth.  It is hard to cram this much hate and stupidity into a 5 by 15 foot booth.

What you see propped up are boards with about 50 bumper stickers, filled with negative bumper sticker mentality.  Not one positive message.  No helpful ideas.  No pro nothing.  Just all the things they hate.  They are asking for a $5. donation for a bumper filled with crap.

Let’s have a look, shall we?

And …

Just getting warmed-up.

Yeah, yeah, they went to the Tea Party convention and bought the entire display case.

So, here’s where I stop and admit that I have a favorite —

Babe, I’ll pay for your ammunition when you use it for contraception and shoot your winkie off.  Deal?

I’ll keep you updated about any drunken brawls over at the Republican Party fair booth.