January 21, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
When President Obama completes his second term thousands of right wing conspiracy theorists will suddenly become unemployed, the economy will collapse, and it will be Obama’s fault.
1No, no…right wing conspiracy theorists will allege that his leaving office at the end of a second term is a feint for an even more heinous plot…to be announced.
Conspiracy theorists do not become unemployed…they just sprout new conspiracies and generate new followers.
2@EMoon, yeah, we should all support them and keep them employed by electing Hilary Clinton in 2016!!
3Me too, David. A nice piece of detailed work product.
4I’ve enjoyed the Rational Optimist book…conspiracy theorist like doomsday prophecies will not fade from our culture; I have faith that the anti-Obama conspirators will be able to transition their theories to new targets…like whoever runs for president on Democratic ticket.
Though I will be curious to see how they will still tie some outrageous claims back to him…like that he was never really president because he was not legal to be.
5Star, that’s what CTers do…they just move on to the next target. Remember how the Clinton’s killed people?
6These lunatics crave attention and will find many ways to get it.
7Case in point: Donald Trump
I still can’t figure out how President Obama rigged the stock market, but my IRA thanks him! I thank him for the sun rising today, but I blame him for all the leaves my red oak shed in my backyard.
8I’m just surprised the GOP hasn’t written that chart into its platform.
9How come I never got a chance to go to Mars?
10“A mind is like a parachute – only works when open.” (From HuffPost commentator Francesca 1953)
11I’m starting my own:
12http://liquiddaddy.blogspot.com/2013/01/president-didnt-use-bible-when-taking.html#links
The loonies seem so gullible that I’m tempted to start a piece of original nonsense and see if it catches fire with them. How about this one:
“We patriotic Tea Party members may already be too late to protect ourselves from Obama’s taking away our freedom of thought. For the last four years he has had a secret team of scientists working on black box technology that reads our thoughts. By this spring, the arrests will begin of individuals who have been thinking thoughts that are hostile to Obama. Wrapping a length of aluminum foil around the skull is an emergency protective measure, but wearing a metal kitchen colander from Walmart or Target is a more durable solution. Moreover, a chin strap can be devised to hold the colander more securely on the head.”
13On the verge of proving Obama isn’t eligible to be president. Just give them 4 more years.
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