Conspiracy Theories You Can Believe In
There’s this guy named Wayne Root but I suspect that’s not his real name because his little Root for America logo is just a step too clever.
Anyway, he writes a blog and rubs his tingly parts all over Trump every damn day of the week. Ole Wayne has a way for Ole Don to make “the biggest comeback in history.”
It involves things that people probably have never thought about before. You know like: get Trump supporters elected all over the country. Especially in safe Republican districts, because then you only have to win the primary. Think about it a step further – they could run a Proud Boy against an incumbent in a financially well-off district. That’ll work.
It’s hard to believe that Ole Wayne hasn’t landed himself a job as one of those big time political consultants on teevee. I mean, primary incumbents in their own primary! Why didn’t I think of that?
He wants to change the Drudge Report to the Trump Report. He wants Trump to raise money to build the Trump News Network.
Only Trump has the money, brand and fundraising ability to change the media and social media landscape like this. And think of the amazing bonus- not only will 74 million Trump voters have permanent places to communicate, but if we all move away from mainstream media and social media, they will collapse. Trump will cripple his enemies and put many of them out of business.
I don’t think Ole Wayne has any dancin’ idea how large the mainstream media is.
Remember the story about the local town parade and Momma went to see her oldest boy Johnny play his trumpet in the high school marching band. Here comes the band and to all her friends’ horror, Johnny was marching completely out of step with the rest of the band. Momma, however, was delighted. “Look at that,” she said proudly, “everybody in the band is out of step except my Johnny.”
How come all the news media – even Fox now – is anti-Trump?
The reason Ole Wayne came onto my screen is because our friend Henry thought I’d find this part interesting and I do.
Lastly, here’s one more idea for Trump. Run for Congress in 2022. Pick any GOP friendly district in Florida, where you’re loved. Primary a RINO who stabbed you in the back. You’ll win the primary by a landslide. Since it’s a GOP district, you’re guaranteed victory in the general election. Once in Congress, with the GOP regaining control in 2022, and most of the candidates loyal to you, you’ll be elected Speaker of the House. From that platform, Trump can lead the impeachment of President Biden.
Now right there is some conspiracy you can cringe at, and just one more reason to impeach the sumbitch.
If you ever feel the need to visit Ole Wayne, here ya go.
Yes, he’s real. Wayne Anthony Root, a fixture in Alaska fringe politics, ran a military surplus store, was an informer on other Alaska dissidents in order to save his own skin. Showed up regularly as a topic on Gryphen’s old Immoral Minority website. Gryphen stayed on Palin’s case before and after her VP run.
Unfortunately after 16 years, Gryphen is no longer publishing. His snark will be missed.
1tRump run for a House office? Hey that would take actual work, the kind he totally dislikes such as going door to door in the district asking for votes. He would actually have to touch people. And in about one or two year’s time. kets see just how many current Trumpers stick with him.
2If Putin tells him to run for Congress, he’ll run for Congress. The chances of Putin doing that are, fortunately, remote.
3Wayno forgets the legal actions coming down the track for his future speaker of the house. Maybe he can be a big man in a big house with bars and a not so gold pottie/shitter. I can’t wait for that.
4Good ol’ RWNJ Wayne Root was quite active on that whackjob website I’ve advised y’all to look at once in a while to see what the hardcore GQPs are up to. IIRC, Root was even a moderator there.
It used to be [ TheDonald.win ], but due to various reasons has changed to [ https://Patriots.win/ ]. They also scrubbed a lot of pages from December 2020 through the January 6 insurrection/coup d’etat attempt, because this website actually played a large role in the attacks. It just crawls with Trumpanzees.
Root, like many of these types, isn’t just a ‘good ol’ boy’ jakeleg from Bumfock, TX, he has some real bona fides and has been a MAGAoty ratbastard for some time:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Allyn_Root
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Check out that website, just scroll down and read the Pedes’ thread titles [it’s mostly user-originated content there]. It’ll give you a fright that ~40% of ‘Murikans lap this shit up and beg for more.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/The_Donald#Patriots.win
“Patriots.win
Patriots.win, formerly TheDonald.win, is an independent far-right internet forum created as a successor to [Reddit] r/The_Donald, similarly based around support of U.S. president Donald Trump.[77][78][79] The website has been labeled “a magnet for extreme discourse” by the Financial Times.[77] It has been likened to Gab and 8kun, as those sites were also created to bypass hate speech policies on more mainstream sites.[78]
The website was created on November 21, 2019, by moderators of r/The_Donald. After Reddit quarantined r/The_Donald, moderators of the subreddit promoted TheDonald.win through the use of sticky posts, touting the site as a backup to the subreddit in the event that it was banned. The promotion caused the site to rapidly gain users. Another surge of users was caused on June 29, 2020, when the subreddit was banned by Reddit in a purge of around 2,000 communities.[80] As of December 2020, TheDonald.win ranks as the 464th most visited website in the United States and 2,875th worldwide, according to Alexa Internet.[81]
—-TheDonald.win was among the platforms used to plan the storming of the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021.[82] —-
5On January 16, 2021, Epik, TheDonald.win’s webhost, threatened to take the forum offline over allegedly fostering white supremacist, racist, and violent content.[83]
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—Relationship to Trump
The Trump campaign’s digital director, Brad Parscale, stated in June 2016 that he visited the subreddit daily.[85] Throughout the election, members in Trump’s war room at Trump Tower monitored the subreddit to see new trends.[86][87] During the 2016 Democratic National Convention on July 27, 2016, Trump hosted an AMA on the subreddit.[33] Moderators of the subreddit stated that they banned more than 2,000 accounts during Trump’s AMA session.[88] Trump also posted several pre-debate messages on the subreddit.[89][90]….
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I love the commenter on Ole Wayne’s site that says all voters should have to pass an intelligence test. They should be careful what they wish for.
I’m hoping Trump uses all his post election millions and any more he can bilk out of his minions to start news and social media businesses so he can trash those into bankruptcy too.
6I have a hard time imagining Trump as former President running for a House seat. I don’t think he’d like the optics.
But now, if Trump Jr. ran for a seat and did those things, that’s a possibility. The vindictive Trump family would get their revenge, but the House of Representatives would have to live with a moron as their Speaker. Someone who has no idea how any of the byzantine rules of the chamber work, and without the patience or ability to learn.
7John Q. Adams did it. He wasn’t much of a president but he was one of the best congresscritters of all time.
8Halster @6: we should all be careful about IQ tests for voting. Remember the “literacy” tests used to prevent blacks from voting in the south? I knew a famous black mathematician who had some knuckle-dragging mouthbreather tell him he had “done it wrong” reading a paragraph from the U.S. Constitution. No other explanation provided or required.
Let the Republicans get ahold of that barrier to voting, and you’ll find most the test consists of things like “name the greatest President ever”, and not coming up with Reagan or T**** means “you done it wrong” and can’t vote.
9Yeah, trump should go right ahead with a new media empire idea.
Sarah Palin, just as stupid, lazy, sleazy, and narcissistic as trump, tried several pathetic times to launch herself into what she thought would be media fame and easy money with no effort needed on her part but some prancin’ and some winkin.’
At some point, even her fans wanted some substance. Shitgibbon may have achieved more media fame and money than she ever did, but the country now knows him and he is now not only old news, but a loser.
10I don’t think it will happen – no perks to it – but just the thought of it makes me a bit nauseous.
11Trump wouldn’t just bankrupt such a website.
12He’d spin off dozens of crooked PACs
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loot them all.
Mostly, Trump is a thief, liar and con man.
The Internet needs more of them, right?
Maybe Trump could cause the end of Rule 230.
He lost me at “Only Trump has the money…”. I expect him to hemorrhage more cash than his 70 million fans will ever get suckered for. Most of them have financial limits. And his rich friends know better.
13Impeached twice AND thrown out of the House. Some kind of record, I’d say.
14Wayne Root in color!
https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/wayne-allyn-root?family=editorial&phrase=wayne%20allyn%20root&sort=mostpopular
15First I heard of Wayne Allen Root was when I used to listen to sports talk. One of those touts who would give you, ” ONE FREE GUARANTEED WINNER!!!” Just found another scam.
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