Colbert Announces New Reality Television Series
I didn’t realize that Trump has a new reality television series starting next season, but Colbert got the scoop and announced it tonight –
He leaked the storyline which is based on a classic Shakespearean tragedy that expresses the dichotomy between a talented American actress who meets and marries a British Royal and a jealous, petty American stalker who hates her because…she’s happy and he’s a miserable dick.
Is it true Meghan’s tag line is “You’re a pain in my royal ass!”
1Just realized a small discordance of demented Donnie’s ongoing trip
2It has been reported, and confirmed by his tweets, that he is outraged he can’t get faux.
Streaming services exist in the UK
Is he so far gone that a basic cable remote is the extent of his mental capability?
Plus his staff have obviously given up, for whatever reason, and have decided that his tweets are easier to deal with then trying to teach this duffuss anything
The Golden Gibbon is what? annoyed? outraged? that the royals have accepted into the family a biracial human being? And he feels slighted? Erk!!! Big time.
3Will the Queen ever stop punishing us for our cheeky rebellion? It’s been a long time. Really. Inviting IQ4.5 to pile on to our national humiliation was a bit much.
4Do you think the royals were doing rock-paper-scissors to see who had to sit/stand next to him?
5At last an explanation why ever would the Queen invite IQ4.5. She thought perhaps her pups would be amused by his ridiculously long red tie.
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