Coastbusters!
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As most of you know, Juanita is not scared of no danged hurricane.
Except maybe this one.
In the tradition of “Without Bad Luck, We Wouldn’t Have Any Luck at All,” the National Hurricane Center this morning forecasted a 70% chance that Invest 97, now just south of the Bahamas, would form into a tropical cyclone. Destination? The central Gulf.
This sucker appears to be headed straight for Horizon and then greasily sliding on to Houston. Everybody can just leave their gas tank covers off and get a free fill-up from Mother Nature.
I would personally like to thank BP (aka Coastbusters) for nothing.