Cluck, Cluck, Cluck
It’s getting really hard to see Maine Governor Paul LePage through all the chicken feathers.
LaPage, who is a genuine mule’s hiney, has said so many outrageous things that it’s hard to pick a favorite, but saying that President Barack Obama should go to hell kinda stands out in my mind.
Then there’s the whole D-Money, Smoothie, and Shifty thing.
One of his fellow Republicans explain that LePage says startling things sometime because English is not his first language, French is. That does not explain why he didn’t say D’Argent.
LePage says he’s not going to give his State of the State speech before the Maine house. He’s just going to send them a letter.
Why?
Because they are trying to impeach him.
Okay, here ya have it, scientific proof that Democratic men are tougher, more manly men than Republican men.
Hell, President Obama goes before a congress who thinks he’s a foreigner and a traitor gave a dandy State of the Union speech. He sure didn’t look scared to me. Bill Clinton, Holy Mother Mary above, preached what was probably the best State of the Union he ever gave before a congress who had already impeached him.
A lesser politician, or a more timid soul, might have balked at facing his House accusers and Senate jurors at a moment of political peril greater than that faced by any other President for many years. But Mr. Clinton seems to thrive on such adversity.
Tonight he showed not only that he could take everything Congress had thrown at him for a year but that he could dish it out as well, baiting the sullen Republicans in the House chamber with jabs on issues they abhor, from the minimum wage to campaign finance overhaul.
Yeah, that’s how a Democrat handles it. We don’t throw the first punch. We do, however, throw the second 17 punches.
Yeah, LePage. Grow a pair!
(Anybody here know how to say that in French, just so he gets it.)
1Anybody know how the impeachment is coming along? They really need to get rid of that guy.
2The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3If LaPage is going to Heaven then I choose Hell.
Much better company than any Heaven LaPage could make it into.
4JAKvirginia, since you didn’t specify which “pair” …. I chose this: Pousser une paire d’ovaires.
5My little princess darter, who took a French immersion course for a trip to Paris suggested “LePage vous devriez développer une paire de testicules.” I’m not a French speaker, but I think this looks good!
6Fatherly advice: “Never start a fight, but always finish one.”
A number of politicians should be impeached, but this hitshed is high on the list. One of the few lists he’s high on.
And yeah, grow a pair of ovaries, clown.
7PKM: You’re a bad boy.
8LaPage is quite a guy. Here’s a few of his greatest hits:
“Previously, LePage has said that President Obama “hates white people.” He refused to attend Martin Luther King Day celebrations, compared the IRS to the Gestapo, and expressed a desire to blow up the offices of the Portland Press Herald. Of a Democratic senator, Le Page said he “claims to be for the people but he’s the first one to give it to the people without providing Vaseline.”
9http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/01/the-plot-against-paul-lepage/424014/
Despite his tough talk, I bet he wears lacey underwear!
10Nobody wants to hear his whiny voice anyway. So stay home, Mr. Worst Governor Ever In the History of Maine. In fact, go home to the land of your ancestors. Quebec will be delighted to welcome you back, I’m sure.
11What a thoughtful and unexpected gift for the Maine legislature! I wonder if anyone will be able to read it. If he writes as incoherently as he speaks, I have my doubts.
12Go, karma, go!
13My mother’s first language was French. She never said something that stupid.
14@AKLynne: the Maine House voted 92-56 not to proceed on impeachment against LePage.
15Oh, well, ‘ya see you must have heard “D-Money” with your Ummerikan ears.
With his furrin’ background, he was only attempting to properly say, “D-Monet” correctly.
You’re welcome.
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